Today, it's been two weeks since my husband and I argued and I told him to stop groping me every chance he got. He hasn't touched me since, and I never realized how much I secretly liked when he smacked my butt or grabbed my boobs out of the blue. I don't know how to ask for him to start again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, after an argument, my husband bet he could go longer without sex than me, since he’s used to me turning him down for weeks at a time, it’s now been a month, and all I want to do is rub against him like a cat, while he’s walking around completely unbothered. He even ignores me when I’m naked. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, my wife snapped at me for never having sex with her. Any time I try, she tells me to stop, but apparently sometimes she wants me to ignore her pleas and keep going. Sometimes she actually wants me to stop, though, and she won't tell me how to differentiate the two. Help. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my husband hasn’t touched me in ages. I bought sexy lingerie and walked around the house in them. My husband wouldn’t budge. When I asked him why he didn't want to get physical, he told me, “You want me to be honest? Do some sit ups and butt squats, then I’ll be all over you like cheese on macaroni.” FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML
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FluffythePink 24
You sit him down like the adults that you are and first up, you apologise for snapping at him about it. You explain that he caught you on a really bad day and you just weren't in the mood for it and you articulated yourself really badly. Then you tell him that you do actually enjoy and appreciate the attention but there are times that it just rubs you wrong. In future, when you aren't in the mood for it you'll wear specific clothes/colours/put your hair up in a specific way so that he knows you don't want it or just want cuddles. I'm probably going to get flack for saying this but men just aren't mind readers. You have to give them a little help to be able to know what mood you are in and when you are in it. It's a very simple fix for you both to enjoy each other without hitting any nerves. Just be honest with him (as you should be with a decent partner), apologise for snapping when you should have just sat down and had a chat about it, figure out a simple signal system that works for you both and then get back to enjoying each other. Communication is key.