Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
newzealand 28
Well at least your with the right man for you, his mates just rude.
teamlightskin 14
Dont worry about it!! Small boobs are easier to dress, and they are cute and perky!! Plus, you wont have to worry about back pain due to large breasts. Big breasts dont always equal sexy, its all in how you carry yourself! Besides he shouldnt be looking, much less commenting, dont let his rudeness bother you.
SirEbro 7
At least your bf loves you for you. And if that doesn't make you happy, there's always the boob job option.
Mossears133 15
Health purposes aside, there should never be the boob job option.
lincolnick4 19
#16 so close to making a good comment, till you added tge boob job option. why should she change her body for someone else?
Blue_Black_fml 21
While it was nice of your boyfriend to defend your breast size, what he should have told his friend was to mind his (or possibly but unlikely, her) own damn business, and that you two don't give a shit about his opinion..
Zebediabolical 45
"What size are they? Grapefruit?" "Nope." "Orange?" "Nope" "Tennis Ball? Raquetball?" "Nope. Nope." "Just tell me already!" "Fine. Egg... Sunny Side Up." I think this is like half of a joke I vaguely heard once upon a time.
SuperDanielNL 23
He is a man with working eyes, he'll check out almost every tit.
miss_sqwert 19
girls with small boobs also tend to be skinny and toned. so i dont see what ur conplaining about
elevyn 16
Nothing wrong with having small boobs, nothing wrong with having big boobs. All boobs are good boobs. Nothing really to get defensive about, it's just a fact for your body, they're not going to change unless you get surgery so why not accept them? Sweet of your boyfriend to defend you but why do you need to be defended at all? He doesn't have to be self conscious about your body.
ozpunker 20
Everyone here seems to be in agreement. All boobs are wonderful.
fordneagles 34
Anything more than a handful is a waste anyway :) Clearly your boyfriend loves you since he defended you, even if he kind of made it worse for you. What I'd like to know is what was his friend doing looking at breasts belonging to the girlfriend of one of his mates? That's not classy!