Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

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Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 723
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Just tell him you'd only get one if his d*ck were larger.

He should buy those for you, too.

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Just tell him you'd only get one if his d*ck were larger.

He should buy those for you, too.

Make sure the pants you buy him for his birthday are for a guy over 6ft tall. He can always have his legs surgically extended.

4D chess move right there.

What a jerk!

this sounds like he's joking. this is the sort of joke my father would find funny and my mother would roll her eyes at and laugh and would have been done infront of family for added effect. you should know his sense of humor HOWEVER, he should also know if this would offend you. I don't think it's a fyl or a ydi... swing and a miss with a bad joke after getting the wrong fit.