Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.
ozpunker 20
So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.
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Comments (152)
katejones 8
He's a keeper. And clearly in his eyes your boobs are plenty big enough if he thinks they're bigger than they are :)
Xotoolyxo 16
At least he stood up for you, that's all that counts
pop15210 3
So ways wrong with small boobs
littlemeg 5
I can't stand it when people think they have the right to comment on your breast size. Rude!
AkiChan_fml 7
Itty bitty *******, ain't that shitty? From one flat chested girl to another, I wish luck with that. Ps: its good that your bf defended you. He's a good guy! ^^
Fireflies25 14
I feel like a more appropriate response wouldn't be trying to deny they were small because of the bra you were wearing but rather that it doesn't friggin matter what they think. It is YOUR body and his friends shouldn't feel like they have a right to comment on it as if their dumbass opinions matter at all.
RaD_icaL5 3
I guess no one in this time of age knows the term DFC: Delicious Flat Chest. At least when you get hugged, you are closer to his heart
CodyKennedyBSM 3
Who cares , they're big enough for him . Besides thats not what matters
swertyg 4
seconded, quality, not quantity
smurfdoll 8
I believe he's a keeper , I have small boobs and I have felt bad for it for years cause guys only want big boobs , honestly after seeing Kate Hudson and her small breasts and how happy and confident she is I realized their my boobs and if my bf likes them that's good enough and he does , and I am happy , (: I heard there this cream with estrogen to help them grow its. Called nutraful if you're interested but honestly I feel we should be happy like this (: how we were made (: Check out my website and order natural supplements and energy and home cleaning etc please support thanks Http://www.amway.com/NellyPerezStoreSite