Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Elmo_83
| 3
Damn!
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feelingold
| 18
Ugly people have sex too. There's an old saying my papa once shared with me: "dirty water still quenches fire." Yep.
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evilraider
| 5
Op what's your number you can say fuck you dad after we do the same
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chowE_fml
| 4
OP it's ok! Tell you parents not to speak too soon. Everyone knows that after high school the ugly nerd ALWAYS turns into the hot slut.
Go from geek to chic & bedroom freak.
Go from geek to chic & bedroom freak.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games.
Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Virginity is overrated.
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sikunt89_fml
| 16
I love WoW
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rizzybear
| 4
Yeah morals are overrated too...
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Kazenoe
| 24
I lost my virginity to someone I met on WoW, so can't say that plan is foolproof...
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narkill
| 13
Am I the only one worried about 45's possible molestation?
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squideth
| 18
I'm sorry, but how does valuing your own personal virginity give you morals? Morals have nothing to do with virginity. At all. If you're a virgin and value it, great. If you don't care about virginity and don't see it as a big deal, great. Neither of you are superior to the other, as long as you both are responsible. I'm personally surprised that you people seem so okay with judging others because they have different views on their own bodies. Pretty sad.
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Nekogami
| 14
Lol!
My parents viewed my addiction to video games as a means to keep me out of trouble as well. Win/win scenario.
It didn't help prevent my loss of virginity but it certainly kept me away from drugs and alcohol. Lol.
My parents viewed my addiction to video games as a means to keep me out of trouble as well. Win/win scenario.
It didn't help prevent my loss of virginity but it certainly kept me away from drugs and alcohol. Lol.
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Xivion
| 17
#45 Now was that in game or...?
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dunebro
| 15
So WoW, Xbox and gaming is for ugly virgin-nerds?
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jessejamesc
| 8
I went on a date with this girl twice. I'll never forget what she said to me "dont worry, as soon as I get my WoW membership ill loose a ton of weight cause I spend all my time playing and don't eat much." ...Metabolism fail.
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ozpunker
| 20
Cook meth to spite them.
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flockz
| 19
easy there, walter.
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ozpunker
| 20
What's this Walter business? I'm just a crack head.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Walter White is the main character who cooks meth to pay for his cancer treatment in AMC's Breaking Bad.
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ksks1234
| 33
You forgot to tell her to get knocked up as well.
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ozpunker
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Cook meth to spite them.
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freakinfantastic
| 9
prove them wrong?
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Msraina
| 8
No one can be ugly on the outside when they're beautiful on the inside. There's also nothing wrong with being a nerd. I'm not saying prove them wrong, though. Just don't take comments like that to heart.
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gc327072
| 29
"The best thing a girl can be in this world is a nerd, an ugly nerd."
Wait that's not how the quote goes…
Wait that's not how the quote goes…
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euphoricness
| 28
I will fix it for you, " The best thing a girl can be in this world... Of Warcraft, is a nerd, an ugly nerd."
:D
:D
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Tempest151
| 11
Show them! Just start bootleggin' black tar. Or maybe not. Either way surprise yourself
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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee
| 16
How horrible of them, OP.
However, if they are going by stereotypes, then you can too.
Have fun in the future when your current hard work has paid off. Have fun laughing all the way to the bank when you stop being that "ugly nerd" and are "the successful young person" And finally, have fun laughing at your parents who slated you all those years ago. :)
However, if they are going by stereotypes, then you can too.
Have fun in the future when your current hard work has paid off. Have fun laughing all the way to the bank when you stop being that "ugly nerd" and are "the successful young person" And finally, have fun laughing at your parents who slated you all those years ago. :)
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babyblueyes
| 27
Nerds are never ugly, just a lower level nerd then the rest!
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slickchrome
| 11
Prove them wrong go get knocked up
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MrClean17
| 15
I always thought teen pregnancy was a problem, but apparently now its a solution!
Turns out you can put a price on virginity!