By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
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ilytyvm 25

I have to admit, that was kind of a good one... Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.

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tournamentdecide 33
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That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.

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ilytyvm 25

I have to admit, that was kind of a good one... Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.

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friedpwnadge 25

The horrid scale of fmls is most easily measured by the ratio of ydi's to yls's. This is super bad.

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llalala_fml 19
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I bet he was waiting a long time to say that.

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tournamentdecide 33
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That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.

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kaablam 17
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Or like someone who frequently runs people over and has a catch phrase.

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tantanpanda 26

No need to pedalize anyone for it :)

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1DisGR8 32
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I honestly don't understand what goes on in those kind of people's heads. Don't they have an ounce of sympathy or give even a decent apology to someone they knocked over? Sorry this happened to you.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Lighten up. It was a good joke.

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mike_BMFOT 3
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"while I lied there in agony" clearly not just a joke to OP.

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DoomedGemini 37
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If you slam into random people and just make a pun without even caring if the person okay as a "joke", I'm concerned.

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pyrexicpoet 18
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Maybe that was their way of apologizing and maybe make them laugh to brighten up the mood

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senor_octubre 24
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Karma probably had him get hit by a truck around the corner:) either way FYL sorry op:(

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badluckalex 23

A bit harsh there bud.

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captain_mal 19
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Damn dude, it was only a bike.

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senor_octubre 24
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I was joking but once I realized that it was a bit over the top I went to go edit it and then ran out of time so oh well

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jerryj 27
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Just know that, if Cycling Pun Man happens to be hit by a truck, it will be on you and your not being able to modify your comment fast enough.

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JS4233 14
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Well I guess from now on not only should the cyclist wear a helmet, but the pedestrians too. Bad drivers are everywhere.

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Devindelon 17
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It looks like the cycling maniac struck again.

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Desi_D123 27
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I'm sorry OP but I had to chuckle along too. Hope you're feeling better though!

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GAMERZxxHD 25
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That was a great pun. Must say. But he should have at least stopped to help you. Hopefully you didn't get too hurt!

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DrewJoeyPeyton 10
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If only he could've back peddled out of that one. Sorry about the incident thought OP.

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