By fuck right off - United Kingdom - Coalville
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
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By  1DisGR8  |  32

I honestly don't understand what goes on in those kind of people's heads. Don't they have an ounce of sympathy or give even a decent apology to someone they knocked over?
Sorry this happened to you.

  jerryj  |  27

Just know that, if Cycling Pun Man happens to be hit by a truck, it will be on you and your not being able to modify your comment fast enough.