FML : Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted...

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Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck right off - / Saturday 4 April 2015 17:32 / United Kingdom - Coalville

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By ilytyvm | 25

#6252774 - Sunday 5 April 2015 5:57

I have to admit, that was kind of a good one...

Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.

By tournamentdecide | 33

#6252775 - Sunday 5 April 2015 5:57

That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.

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By ilytyvm | 25

#6252774 - Sunday 5 April 2015 5:57

I have to admit, that was kind of a good one...

Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.

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friedpwnadge | 25

#6252864 - Sunday 5 April 2015 7:33

The horrid scale of fmls is most easily measured by the ratio of ydi's to yls's.
This is super bad.

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ironmany_fml | 23

#6253386 - Monday 6 April 2015 0:32

you don't say

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llalala_fml | 19

#6253668 - Monday 6 April 2015 8:58

I bet he was waiting a long time to say that.

By tournamentdecide | 33

#6252775 - Sunday 5 April 2015 5:57

That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.

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kaablam | 17

#6253017 - Sunday 5 April 2015 13:27

Or like someone who frequently runs people over and has a catch phrase.

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tantanpanda | 26

#6254244 - Monday 6 April 2015 21:01

No need to pedalize anyone for it :)

By 1DisGR8 | 29

#6252777 - Sunday 5 April 2015 5:59

I honestly don't understand what goes on in those kind of people's heads. Don't they have an ounce of sympathy or give even a decent apology to someone they knocked over?
Sorry this happened to you.

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ihavenolifehaha | 16

#6252956 - Sunday 5 April 2015 11:26

Lighten up. It was a good joke.

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mike_BMFOT | 3

#6252976 - Sunday 5 April 2015 12:25

"while I lied there in agony" clearly not just a joke to OP.

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DoomedGemini | 37

#6253023 - Sunday 5 April 2015 13:46

If you slam into random people and just make a pun without even caring if the person okay as a "joke", I'm concerned.

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pyrexicpoet | 18

#6253286 - Sunday 5 April 2015 21:35

Maybe that was their way of apologizing and maybe make them laugh to brighten up the mood

By senor_octubre | 24

#6252782 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:00

Karma probably had him get hit by a truck around the corner:) either way FYL sorry op:(

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badluckalex | 23

#6252833 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:56

A bit harsh there bud.

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captain_mal | 19

#6252835 - Sunday 5 April 2015 7:00

Damn dude, it was only a bike.

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senor_octubre | 24

#6252862 - Sunday 5 April 2015 7:31

I was joking but once I realized that it was a bit over the top I went to go edit it and then ran out of time so oh well

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jerryj | 27

#6252939 - Sunday 5 April 2015 10:35

Just know that, if Cycling Pun Man happens to be hit by a truck, it will be on you and your not being able to modify your comment fast enough.

By JS4233 | 14

#6252783 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:00

Well I guess from now on not only should the cyclist wear a helmet, but the pedestrians too. Bad drivers are everywhere.

By Devindelon | 17

#6252786 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

It looks like the cycling maniac struck again.

By Desi_D123 | 27

#6252787 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

I'm sorry OP but I had to chuckle along too. Hope you're feeling better though!

By GAMERZxxHD | 25

#6252791 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

That was a great pun. Must say. But he should have at least stopped to help you. Hopefully you didn't get too hurt!

By Kurby14 | 21

#6252795 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:04

what a prick

By DrewJoeyPeyton | 10

#6252797 - Sunday 5 April 2015 6:05

If only he could've back peddled out of that one.

Sorry about the incident thought OP.

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