tattooapprentice
Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML
Nic
Orlando, United States
Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
Anonymous
Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
aussie worker
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
fired101
France
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
isuckasawaitress
Singapore
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
JustAmirage
Noob
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Girl w/ the Pearl Earring
Perth, Australia
Today, it was another stressful day of watching servicemen at my job trying to figure out what broke an extremely expensive and essential machine. I'm just waiting for the day they finally discover the earring I dropped into it about a week ago FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
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RichardPencil 32
...and then you woke up in the unemployment line?
whiskey'swino 15
First day of the dream job, with a first degree nightmare of a first impression.
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RichardPencil 32
...and then you woke up in the unemployment line?
whiskey'swino 15
First day of the dream job, with a first degree nightmare of a first impression.
Wadlaen 24
Hope you're allowed to come back tomorrow!
manb91uk 22
Sounds like your dream job is turning into a nightmare...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm wondering what kind of equipment this was. Yikes! I guess chalk it up to nerves?
Jaelkus 28
You mean the equipment bob from accounting dropped while high on crack right?
MannyWasHere 12
But did it break?
bobsanction 18
$700 is surprisingly cheap for an industrial level machine.
Sonotsuave 37
Bye bye dream job