Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
cloudyface 23
Your own fault for giving permission
WreckeRalph36 18
Just gonna get my popcorn and wait for OP to reply??
tequilamockingbi 6
So what I'm getting here is you gave your GF permission to sleep with someone else because you deemed them SO FAR out of her league it couldn't POSSIBLY happen, right? That's the point of lists, isn't it? You're just tossing bullshit around, never expecting it to actually splatter you. Hindsight, maybe you should actually make boundaries you believe in within your relationship. I get that "lists" are popular, it's a fantasy-type deal, but how shallow is it to pick apart people that you want to **** aside from your mate with your mate?
pandalover69 26
Those lists are usually bullshit because it's so unexpected. I can't really blame her for taking the chance, I would and I know my boyfriend would too. He'll never get with Lana Del Rey and I'm not a super model so I'll never get with Leonardo DiCaprio. I'd say 99% of the time those lists are no big deal.
TheLynx_fml 20
I have several questions
A07 48
Good.
kurodansei 16
we all do
SteveBassist 20
The obvious answer is - who was it?..
snapchatfail 6
so who did she sleep with?
KaylaTackett 18
Who was it?
bigmeechay666 8
That's why having lists like that is ****** retarted in a relationship. You're fault dude
pandalover69 26
Because both people never expect that to happen. My boyfriend and I have 1 free celebrity cheat and I highly doubt that either of us will get the chance to sleep with them. And honestly I don't think I'd be mad if my boyfriend got to sleep with Lana Del Rey, I think I'd be more jealous that I didn't get to sleep with her.
A07 48
I love how you're trying to be extra careful with your grammar 66.
InsanityVerge 8
those lists are basically an excuse to cheat....
Mrtigerblue 14
#69 but if they allow it then its not cheating.
kavank 9
Shouldn't have made the list