Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
Dezziedezert 9
Can't break the rules of the list, you said she could. If you did and she went off at you, then you should have a problem with it cause that is just hypocritical.
SquishyDman 2
who was it?
WhatADream 11
Well if it was on her list that means you have her permission.
KrazyKatz333 15
Well you did okay it so...
man_dead97 7
i think the list is stupid, and r u ok with her sleeping with other people???
colo16_fml 10
WHO. WAS. IT. !!!!????
crack229 19
break up with that b@tch lol
spoon69x 5
<p>The way I see it, you probably only agreed to the list in the hope that you may get some celebrity action, while believing she never will.Well, I guess that backfired for you....</p>
DataWog 30
<p>My GF and I don't get a list, we get a One.However, we do have a shared list of people we're allowed to sleep with as long as we invite the other.</p>
AmbrosiaFan 19
<p>Why'd you say she can sleep with that celebrity, then?</p> <p> </p> <p> </p>