RIP Beard

By captain patch beard - 03/10/2019 18:01

Spicy
Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If you're going to participate in rough sex, you should always have a "safe word." Mine is, "Oh, shit, my wife is here!" Works like bear spray! Warning: Will not work on wives.

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mcsmee 7

The true measure of success isn't whether you got off. It's whether you got her off.

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mcsmee 7

The true measure of success isn't whether you got off. It's whether you got her off.

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kfchicken 31

not really. both people have to enjoy it for it to actually be a success

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RichardPencil 30

If you're going to participate in rough sex, you should always have a "safe word." Mine is, "Oh, shit, my wife is here!" Works like bear spray! Warning: Will not work on wives.

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0neiros 14

If it were me, she would have gone sailing across that room and out the door with her clothes following closely after. No man deserves that,

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blueknight1st 26

That sounds hot. Although I would have preferred her to rip a handful of hair from my pubes.

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Drai Gray 8

should of upped the ante, do something really rough that forces you into a position of control, either she's going to get into it, sex gets better & she won't have the ability to do something so brutal again, or she ain't going to like it & though sex may end immediately you made your point atleast

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