By captain patch beard - 3/10/2019 18:01

RIP Beard

  Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

If you're going to participate in rough sex, you should always have a "safe word."

Mine is, "Oh, shit, my wife is here!" Works like bear spray!

Warning: Will not work on wives.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

If you're going to participate in rough sex, you should always have a "safe word."

Mine is, "Oh, shit, my wife is here!" Works like bear spray!

Warning: Will not work on wives.

By  Drai Gray  |  7

should of upped the ante, do something really rough that forces you into a position of control, either she's going to get into it, sex gets better & she won't have the ability to do something so brutal again, or she ain't going to like it & though sex may end immediately you made your point atleast