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Eww
#1- Such a deep/comforting/humorous comment! Why can't I be so witty???
This comment was the equivalent of "first!"
Sorry OP, that's really disgusting but at least he's not leaving them on the bathroom floor, I guess..
Why OP are you cleaning out his room after moving in together for a week? Why isn't he?
You could always compost them.
Toenails take a loooong time to decompose...
all I want to know is why the husband has a separate room
They are the toenail clippings from all his vanquished foes. Where others collect their enemies heads to put on spikes, this guy does the more fearsome toenail clipping in a jar. Oh, the horror...
Time for a divorce...
Just in case you didn't notice...That was sarcastic... I know its hard to tell on the internet.
Then don't use sarcasm/stupidity over the Internet. Sorry. Couldn't tell which it was.
How was that sarcasm? You typed an overused comment for FMLs like this, thus that isn't sarcasm... It's idiocy
brain battery is low
If you're going to use sarcasm on FML you have to warn them. They don't really understand it, ever.
easy oke it's just a joke, maybe a bad one haha but don't kill eachother
At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)
This is true.
Oo, a jar full of women's underwear. How big a jar?
You never know, she might not be done cleaning.
He really should have toed you about that.
He going to collect yours too. Haha..
You're just recently moving in with with your HUSBAND?
Some couples don't move in together until they're married. So maybe they had just gotten married and then she moved in. But we won't know until a follow up!
Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly! Still a dumb comment though.
How's the nipple #14?
Couples that move in together before marriage have an 80% chance for divorce.
Statistics are typically bull, kinda like the one you just threw out there. Many marriages fail because the couple does not know each others habits within the home. My husband and I had to wait until marriage to move in together or we would have had to pay for everything alone. Luckily we already had an apartment rented and I would sneak in the night to go stay with him. This way we learned hygienic habits about each other, what we liked and didn't like about living together, etc. Sorry for the long post, just know all too many marriages that failed because they DID NOT move in beforehand.
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He really should have toed you about that.
At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)