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By Avomitmous - / Sunday 9 February 2014 21:18 / United Kingdom - Bournemouth
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  Dthsapprntc  |  20

They are the toenail clippings from all his vanquished foes. Where others collect their enemies heads to put on spikes, this guy does the more fearsome toenail clipping in a jar. Oh, the horror...

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Just in case you didn't notice...That was sarcastic... I know its hard to tell on the internet.

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  junkman6  |  22

If you're going to use sarcasm on FML you have to warn them. They don't really understand it, ever.

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  ptoka  |  15

Oo, a jar full of women's underwear. How big a jar?

By  Ksweety_fml  |  13

He going to collect yours too. Haha..

By  xgardian  |  15

You're just recently moving in with with your HUSBAND?

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  gavocado  |  8

Couples that move in together before marriage have an 80% chance for divorce.

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Statistics are typically bull, kinda like the one you just threw out there. Many marriages fail because the couple does not know each others habits within the home. My husband and I had to wait until marriage to move in together or we would have had to pay for everything alone. Luckily we already had an apartment rented and I would sneak in the night to go stay with him. This way we learned hygienic habits about each other, what we liked and didn't like about living together, etc. Sorry for the long post, just know all too many marriages that failed because they DID NOT move in beforehand.

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