Security check

By Kammy - 01/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no liquids rule. They took out a bottle of massage oil, lube, Vagisil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML
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RawrSpoon 0
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How do you forget about the no liquids rule? Last time I was in an airport, they have a sign reminding you every twenty feet or so.

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oneangredwarf 0
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why would you put that stuff in your carry on?

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RawrSpoon 0
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How do you forget about the no liquids rule? Last time I was in an airport, they have a sign reminding you every twenty feet or so.

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Sterenoa 0
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were you planning on having nasty airplane butt secks

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GGTM0710 0

it depends, if u wernt checking anything I cud understand, but if u were, WTF y wud u need that on a plane

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yummylicious 5
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mile high club

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oneangredwarf 0
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why would you put that stuff in your carry on?

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alicedbt 0
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just what I was thinking

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YDIomg 9
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same! i mean seriously, what were they thinking.

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unitedfan11 0

So they could do it in the plane bathroom. BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!

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till_fml 0

haha, i'd have to agree with #1

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vicious_ 0

#2, mile high club?

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teddy4nyy 13
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took the words right out of my mouth

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Neep_fml 0
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Even with the no liquids rule... why bring vagisil, massage oil, and nair on a plane? I can understand the lube thing... if you were planning on plane sex... but the other stuff.. wtf.

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Neep_fml 0
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Little bit weird.

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Megan_fml 0
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Neep_fml 0
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Oh, the lube is definitely the most embarrassing. I'm just saying, how much use can Nair be on a plane?

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kiiiirrraaaaaa 0

yeah i agree with #9, seriously that shit takes like 15 minutes and a shower, you cant just use that on the plane and #4 LOL

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