dachayke

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About Dachayke
Instagram: dachayke. iFunny: DaChayke. kik: dachayke. skype: dachayke1. I have no idea what I did with my life. It's probably under my couch cushion or something, I dunno. But what I do know is that my profile pic combines my love of retro gaming with my love of playing guitar. And shitty Photoshop done by yours truly with a free app. Still, you'll probably disregard anything that I say because of my age, but there's nothing I can do about that. You also might be here because of something stupid or unintentionally mean that I said. If so, I apologize for being an idiot.
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dope_mcfly tells us more.

Hey, OP here. I would have mentioned in the FML that my work phone is one of those "dumb phones" and does not have any option to block numbers. After she did that for two nights in a row, I wound up setting one of the fax machine at my office to auto-dial her mobile and house phones every 15 minutes. Now, the only thing that wakes me up is the occasional user who forgot their login info, and my wife's odd food cravings.