Beansforbill

About Beansforbill

This app is a waste of my time but it's addicting. Oh I'm a second year in college and I play tennis a lot. All you need to know.

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Work is a 4-letter word
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

100%
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40%
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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33%
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50%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

82%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

40%
What'ch'all looking at?
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Beansforbill's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mystery / Saturday 7 December 2013 21:55 / United States - Minot

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thoughthewasjoking - / Friday 15 August 2014 21:10 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stupid older sister - / Thursday 24 July 2014 21:54 / United States - Saint Charles

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it