Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
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Takegami
| 22
EWWEEE
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RichardPencil
| 27
What a coincidence! Your husband and the hunk of dead foot skin are both keepers!!!
Consider yourself a lucky gal! Many ladies don’t even have a guy who thoughtlessly discards dead skin, let alone one who appreciates its value!
Consider yourself a lucky gal! Many ladies don’t even have a guy who thoughtlessly discards dead skin, let alone one who appreciates its value!
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leeloo7
| 21
Ewww
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Glowworm56
| 25
I've heard of people eating their boogers, but someone eating their dead skin is new.
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Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey
| 16
Ever seen Austin Powers in Goldmember hahaha
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Glowworm56
| 25
Nope--that probably makes me lucky, huh? ;)
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DanielleinDC
| 32
It's one thing to pick your dead foot skin and to be a bit fascinated with what you pull off, but eating it is just beyond the pale.
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sassypenguinxox
| 12
Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember
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ffc Squall
| 14
Hopefully you don't plan on kissing him for a while.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Zombies eat humans, but even they won't eat themselves. That's just wrong.
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electrodude
| 15
He’s gold he’s gold he’s gold he’s goldmember
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CoyoteOldOne
| 15
If he does it again, tell him, "At least one of you is a keeper."
Consider yourself a lucky gal! Many ladies don’t even have a guy who thoughtlessly discards dead skin, let alone one who appreciates its value!