Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
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Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML
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Senseless_487 29
He really should have toed you about that.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)
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Comments (116)
Omniprism 14
Some people would pay money for that jar of toenail clippings.
Nastorrian 11
That says a lot about someone actually... Gross..
AHopelessDeath 12
how long have you two been married but not lived in the same house together? ...also...your husband has a seperate room? or what?? o.0
anon137 7
Better than finding someone else's panties.....just saying....
ecascio2010 9
Wait... You just moved in?? With your husband?? This is why you need to live together before getting married.
NodakN8V 25
The things some people do just baffle me ...why would anyone keep toenail clippings WTH
pensacolalady 10
Yuck! Who does that?
Ray_of_midnight 22
Someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder, most likely.
it__happens 17
I have officially lost faith in humanity.
heinous966 15
Why do you and your husband have seperate rooms?
Cemetery87 10
careful, he might be a monster from the cartoon 'Ahh! Real Monsters!' they used toenails as currency. Perhaps you merely found his piggy bank. ;)