By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - 27/06/2015 01:21 - United States - Roanoke
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I was the donkey present when the big J-man was born.
I tend to write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from someone actually clever.
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Work is a 4-letter word
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The return of the thumb
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Supersize Menu
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
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A new thumb
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50 quality comments
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I'm a rock star
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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By thatguy8878 - 26/06/2015 20:41 - United States - Smethport
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By Anathema_360 - 30/05/2015 15:22 - Canada - Hamilton

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Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore
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By fartypants - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park
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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin
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My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.