By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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lonkite101 14

Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!

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SkoomaKi 27

You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)

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lonkite101 14

Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!

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onlychildFTW 33

OP that is incredibly gross. You have a gross roommate. But do what 1 said and put them in his bed. It will teach tour roommate a lesson.

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TriflingAllDay 6

I do believe there are times when you clip your toe nails, and they go flying somewhere unknown. However for this reason it should be done outside.

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Drigr 9

Way to assume the room mate is a guy...

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lonkite101 14

41- sorry. I didn't check the gender, and as some men can be gross like that, I assumed a man did it. I wasn't trying to be sexist.

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tehcyberman 9

40- Who does it outside? Just do it in the bathroom or over a trashcan and be as careful as you can.

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onealmxwilson 18

Where the Hell do you live where the grass is sharp enough to stab your foot?

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MsConfusedd 27

Clip your toenails and spread them all over your roommates pillow ;)

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lonkite101 14

Sorry 2, I stole your comment by less then a minute ;)

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123amanda123 14

put it in his orange juice ... he will think its pulp ;)

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k_junebug10 0

That is so nasty!! Excuse me while I go puke.

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tehcyberman 9

Do you have some sort of toenail phobia? It's not THAT disgusting.

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xblair 11

your puke is nastier

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starwind3438 9

I would love to hear your explanation on this one 4.

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outoftown 26

#60, I've done this to myself. *blush* I use the bathtub for clipping, but one of those suckers flew. Got out in bare feet... ouch! Yes, my own bad.

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theartists 5

60- Right, my bad. Of COURSE she can tell her toenail clippings apart from her roommate's clippings at a glance after brushing it off her foot. I'm just saying, it's possible the clipping was her own.

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MsConfusedd 27

Is finding a toenail clipping on the floor really gross enough to need a new roommate? I think that's a bit extreme

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Irishgypsy 2

Violates the roommate agreement. Haha yes that's gross. It's a lack of respect for others

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SkoomaKi 27

You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)

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TriflingAllDay 6

A conservist. I approve.

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tehcyberman 9

That's pretty gross. However, before you get revenge, talk to him about it, because it probably wasn't intentional, and tell him to clip them over a trash can or something. That's not an unreasonable request, so i'm sure he'll be fine with it. If that doesn't work, go ahead and put nails in his bed or something to get him back.

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tehcyberman 9

Didn't see OP was a girl, subsitute all the "hims" for "hers". Sorry!

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lonkite101 14

17- that's EXACTLY what happened with my comments lol.

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tehcyberman 9

Hey, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

No way! I always thought toenail clippings were interior decorations that are always renewable and can be cut down in a few weeks, therefore not nasty. Boy was I wrong.

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iHeartRKO 5

Sarcasm.... Does it ever get old

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