FML : Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my...

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Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lizzard0416 / Friday 30 November 2012 03:00 / Canada - Edmonton

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By crazy4books23 | 13

#5200631 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:32

Weird, I accidentally had toenails in my mouth once too. I feel your pain OP.

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#5200641 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:35

A Pringles tin is like the best toy ever besides the ever popular cardboard box.

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By crazy4books23 | 13

#5200631 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:32

Weird, I accidentally had toenails in my mouth once too. I feel your pain OP.

Harpy20 | 24

#5200660 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:37

1-Foot fetish gone wrong?

sens3sfailing | 24

#5200810 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:50

Because of rule 34, all I can think of right now is how somewhere, someone gets turned on my toenails in their mouth...

tsim14 | 4

#5200869 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:12

"turned on by*" or "turned on by my"?

Harpy20 | 24

#5201337 - Friday 30 November 2012 03:07

51- we can safely assume that no one knows what 'rule 34' is. Sadly, from this we can also assume that the world needs more interwebs.

kdog333 | 1

#5201403 - Friday 30 November 2012 03:52

what i wanna know is, why would you give your kid an empty pringles can?

Teyros | 23

#5201898 - Friday 30 November 2012 06:36

Kids will play with anything they can get their hands on. Atleast OP can say she took one for her kid incase he ended up eating the toenails somehow. For that OP, *claps hands* respect.

Teyros | 23

#5202180 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:15

She* oops.

xrudeboyrock | 28

#5207554 - Sunday 2 December 2012 08:12

Same. Clipped them into a soda can that I put on my nightstand to toss out later. Subsequently forgot, and tried to drink from it in the middle of night -___- It's gross, but I don't think it's that uncommon!

sens3sfailing | 24

#5211521 - Monday 3 December 2012 08:34

57-both??? I don't know. I wasnt trying to be funny, its just now whatever runs through my head when someone brings up a fetish of some sort

By peopleplease | 4

#5200632 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:33

That is pretty disgusting lol. Kudos for him for being lazy and not throwing his toenails in the garbage

fuzz97 | 22

#5200658 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:37

That's not how you use the word "kudos" bro

fuzz97 | 22

#5200697 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:49

^^ that's how it's done. take notes.

Enslaved | 36

#5200709 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:55

People act like they've never carelessly clipped away their nails and just planned on-- one day vacuuming them up. Maybe it's changed with more and more girls getting pedis at salons?

peopleplease | 4

#5200713 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:57

I was being sarcastic. Perhaps is was a bad attempt at it, bro.

shyeahh_fml | 19

#5200721 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:04

32 - I still clip mine on the floor and eventually just vacuum it up. It's the best way.

sarah6786 | 14

#5200728 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:10

No it wasn't a bad attempt, I got the sarcasm right away.

andiewithlove | 19

#5200841 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:03

I used to clip mine and intend to vacuum them later, but then I went looking for something under the couch and took a toe nail to the knee. True Story.

MatteKudasai | 17

#5200846 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:04

37- Is that sarcasm too?

sens3sfailing | 24

#5200872 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:13

Must..resist...arrow...to knee joke!!!!

ribbons | 23

#5200901 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:33

@32: I clip mine outside, preferably in the grass. I've never had to think about cleaning them up since. Isn't never even having to remember to clean them up later truly the best way? :D

arrowintheknee | 5

#5200925 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:43

I used to clip my toenails and then vacuum before i took a arrow to the knee. 58 i couldn't resist im sorry

pickles1994 | 18

#5201146 - Friday 30 November 2012 01:03

An arrow*

mod3rator | 2

#5201185 - Friday 30 November 2012 01:36

I think a toenail to the knee would be more appropriate in this situation. Haha

imperialtl | 12

#5201983 - Friday 30 November 2012 07:07

Take notes while I take tokes of this marijuana smoke...

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#5204917 - Saturday 1 December 2012 10:52

Do you people not see #53's comment? She already did the proper version of the "arrow to the knee" joke, before anyone else mentioned it...

By citymayer | 7

#5200634 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:33

I hope you had some listerine on hand...

sugarshane007 | 20

#5200648 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:35

Some things even mouthwash can't cleanse.

GhettoXmuffin | 7

#5200654 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:37

Some morphine would would probably do the trick.

Docbee | 11

#5200704 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:53

Bleach too... might be overkill though.

citymayer | 7

#5200731 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:12

9- Yeah you're right. Mouthwash will never get rid of the memory of crunching on toenails. Bleach might though...

BusinessTurtle | 8

#5200886 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:26

Everclear alcohol should do the trick. Enough of that and it'll be as if that day never happened.

I_Hug_Cats | 24

#5203030 - Saturday 1 December 2012 04:37

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit. (:

By tjolivas | 9

#5200636 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:33

And he didn't throw it away...?

strawberrywine22 | 27

#5200684 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:43

I imagine if he was so lazy he had to put them in the Pringles can to begin with, he was probably too lazy to throw them away. Better than my husband...he leaves them all over the floor!

onlychildFTW | 33

#5200772 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:39

The floor? Gross. Where did these guys grow up? A barn??? I've never done either of those and I never would. That's disgusting.

crazytwinsmom | 25

#5201473 - Friday 30 November 2012 04:07

Better than finding them on the kitchen counter. I'm still trying to figure out who!

Teyros | 23

#5201914 - Friday 30 November 2012 06:40

I don't know about you guys, but I leave my toenail clippers in the bathroom. So I don't go anywhere else with them :P

By sugarshane007 | 20

#5200637 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:34

Ah the flagrant taste of toe-fu. Nothing quite like it.

strawberrywine22 | 27

#5200675 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:41

When I was a kid I thought tofu was toe-food. I thought it was the stuff between your toes, and that your toes ate it.

andiewithlove | 19

#5200850 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:06

You must've had a disturbing childhood! D: Or maybe that's just me. I hate feet. -____- The thought of Toes being alive and eating things.......uuuuughhhhhh.

By sacrosanct2 | 23

#5200639 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:34

Who does that..

iOceanus | 18

#5200711 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:55

Obviously OP's boyfriend.

Soloman212 | 28

#5200764 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:34

Unless 6 means to say "Who eats their boyfriends toenail clippings left in a Pringles can?", in which case the answer would be OP.

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#5200641 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:35

A Pringles tin is like the best toy ever besides the ever popular cardboard box.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5200768 - Friday 30 November 2012 09:37

It's better OP ate the toe nails then her daughter.

MatteKudasai | 17

#5200852 - Friday 30 November 2012 10:06

44- OP ate her daughter too?!

SarahAlleen | 8

#5201001 - Friday 30 November 2012 11:50

56: I laughed so hard xD

newbiehere99 | 6

#5201756 - Friday 30 November 2012 05:14

69: thanks for letting us know

By bandofsand | 10

#5200643 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:35

Guess this is a time where after you pop you CAN stop.

By Parky03 | 9

#5200649 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:36

There's two thing I don't understand about this. 1- Why were you going to give the baby an empty can of Pringles? 2- Who cuts their nails into a empty tin? I guess some people collect...

strawberrywine22 | 27

#5200667 - Friday 30 November 2012 08:38

Have you ever been a child? It's almost as good as a cardboard box! A kaleidoscope or telephone can only be what they are, but a Pringles can, can be anything in the world!