FML : Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me...

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Peach / Friday 2 March 2012 05:46 / United States

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By kings1fan | 6

#4113846 - Friday 2 March 2012 12:00

I think I threw up a little

By Sinamoi | 18

#4113857 - Friday 2 March 2012 12:01

A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.

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By JackIsHere | 4

#4113812 - Friday 2 March 2012 11:54

The cat was hungry it wanted some desert.

MonsterSlayer13 | 5

#4113822 - Friday 2 March 2012 11:57

yum.. :l

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4114004 - Friday 2 March 2012 13:07

Run on sentence?

kooochris1995 | 14

#4114153 - Friday 2 March 2012 14:15

Yeah because we all like going to the desert, where there is nothing, when we are hungry.

Angitia | 8

#4114715 - Friday 2 March 2012 17:42

I know right, 27? I love starving to death in the dunes, and at times getting stung by a scorpion whilst trying to find my way out! It's truly lovely and charming.

Cappiej | 18

#4114984 - Friday 2 March 2012 21:28

I think the cat didn't want desert for it didn't eat it

l4d98 | 2

#4133071 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:08

Dessert*

mrlopez | 13

#4185410 - Monday 19 March 2012 6:56

I just desserted this thread. It seems all so wrong...

By teague95 | 16

#4113843 - Friday 2 March 2012 11:59

pshhh cats man always causing trouble

By kings1fan | 6

#4113846 - Friday 2 March 2012 12:00

I think I threw up a little

olpally | 32

#4114632 - Friday 2 March 2012 17:06

I think we all threw up a little after reading this... FAOL(f**k all our lives) :/ just disgusting..

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5982772 - Saturday 21 June 2014 6:02

How are you not sure if you threw up a little or not? Lol normally that's something I'm pretty aware of occurring or not lol

By Sinamoi | 18

#4113857 - Friday 2 March 2012 12:01

A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4114011 - Friday 2 March 2012 13:08

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

dcg1375 | 7

#4114204 - Friday 2 March 2012 14:42

Brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, panda bears....never heard of a root bear

PenFifteen_fml | 0

#4114825 - Friday 2 March 2012 19:16

I think I've seen one of those before.

jvanaulen | 2

#4114847 - Friday 2 March 2012 19:29

Maybe he meant birch bear?

ItsJustMe1616 | 26

#5982773 - Saturday 21 June 2014 6:04

The comments to this FML are bigger fails than the FML itself lol people are really struggling to spell with their responses lol or I guess I should say they are struggling to find the correct words lol