Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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kings1fan
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I think I threw up a little
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Sinamoi
| 18
A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.
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JackIsHere
| 4
The cat was hungry it wanted some desert.
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MonsterSlayer13
| 5
yum.. :l
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Run on sentence?
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kooochris1995
| 14
Yeah because we all like going to the desert, where there is nothing, when we are hungry.
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Angitia
| 8
I know right, 27? I love starving to death in the dunes, and at times getting stung by a scorpion whilst trying to find my way out! It's truly lovely and charming.
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Cappiej
| 18
I think the cat didn't want desert for it didn't eat it
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l4d98
| 2
Dessert*
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mrlopez
| 13
I just desserted this thread. It seems all so wrong...
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teague95
| 16
pshhh cats man always causing trouble
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kings1fan
| 6
I think I threw up a little
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olpally
| 32
I think we all threw up a little after reading this... FAOL(f**k all our lives) :/ just disgusting..
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ItsJustMe1616
| 26
How are you not sure if you threw up a little or not? Lol normally that's something I'm pretty aware of occurring or not lol
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Sinamoi
| 18
A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.
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dcg1375
| 7
Brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, panda bears....never heard of a root bear
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PenFifteen_fml
| 0
I think I've seen one of those before.
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jvanaulen
| 2
Maybe he meant birch bear?
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ItsJustMe1616
| 26
The comments to this FML are bigger fails than the FML itself lol people are really struggling to spell with their responses lol or I guess I should say they are struggling to find the correct words lol
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
Roommate: Haha... Now if I can stick some clippings into the cats teeth and it'll look legit >=D
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choshaki
| 8
That cat has super powers!
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Akharr01
| 5
He doesnt need super powers to pick something up with his mouth.
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RahmEsHestos
| 5
Well, it looks like I won't be eating anything today.
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loller27
| 6
...what?
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Enslaved
| 36
So that means his other toe nail clippings are laying around somewhere in his bedroom vs in the trash?
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LaurenMarie223
| 0
Thats pretty bad, compare it to my roommate who washes her hair in the sink with dawn. A couple times... My bowls were in there.
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redbluegreen
| 40
While that is odd, weren't you going to wash your bowls anyway?