By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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kings1fan 6
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I think I threw up a little

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

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JackIsHere 4
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The cat was hungry it wanted some desert.

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kooochris1995 14
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Yeah because we all like going to the desert, where there is nothing, when we are hungry.

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Angitia 8
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I know right, 27? I love starving to death in the dunes, and at times getting stung by a scorpion whilst trying to find my way out! It's truly lovely and charming.

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Cappiej 18
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I think the cat didn't want desert for it didn't eat it

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mrlopez 13
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I just desserted this thread. It seems all so wrong...

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teague95 16
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pshhh cats man always causing trouble

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kings1fan 6
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I think I threw up a little

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olpally 32
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I think we all threw up a little after reading this... FAOL(f**k all our lives) :/ just disgusting..

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ItsJustMe1616 26
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How are you not sure if you threw up a little or not? Lol normally that's something I'm pretty aware of occurring or not lol

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Sinamoi 18
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A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

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dcg1375 7
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Brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, panda bears....never heard of a root bear

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PenFifteen_fml 0
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I think I've seen one of those before.

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jvanaulen 2
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Maybe he meant birch bear?

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ItsJustMe1616 26
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The comments to this FML are bigger fails than the FML itself lol people are really struggling to spell with their responses lol or I guess I should say they are struggling to find the correct words lol

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MetalxSoldier 26
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Roommate: Haha... Now if I can stick some clippings into the cats teeth and it'll look legit >=D

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choshaki 8
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That cat has super powers!

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Akharr01 5
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He doesnt need super powers to pick something up with his mouth.

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RahmEsHestos 5
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Well, it looks like I won't be eating anything today.

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Enslaved 36
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So that means his other toe nail clippings are laying around somewhere in his bedroom vs in the trash?

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LaurenMarie223 0
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Thats pretty bad, compare it to my roommate who washes her hair in the sink with dawn. A couple times... My bowls were in there.

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redbluegreen 40
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While that is odd, weren't you going to wash your bowls anyway?

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