By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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I think I threw up a little

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

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The cat was hungry it wanted some desert.

Yeah because we all like going to the desert, where there is nothing, when we are hungry.

I know right, 27? I love starving to death in the dunes, and at times getting stung by a scorpion whilst trying to find my way out! It's truly lovely and charming.

I think the cat didn't want desert for it didn't eat it

I just desserted this thread. It seems all so wrong...

pshhh cats man always causing trouble

I think I threw up a little

I think we all threw up a little after reading this... FAOL(f**k all our lives) :/ just disgusting..

How are you not sure if you threw up a little or not? Lol normally that's something I'm pretty aware of occurring or not lol

A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

Brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, panda bears....never heard of a root bear

I think I've seen one of those before.

Maybe he meant birch bear?

The comments to this FML are bigger fails than the FML itself lol people are really struggling to spell with their responses lol or I guess I should say they are struggling to find the correct words lol

Roommate: Haha... Now if I can stick some clippings into the cats teeth and it'll look legit >=D

That cat has super powers!

He doesnt need super powers to pick something up with his mouth.

Well, it looks like I won't be eating anything today.

So that means his other toe nail clippings are laying around somewhere in his bedroom vs in the trash?

Thats pretty bad, compare it to my roommate who washes her hair in the sink with dawn. A couple times... My bowls were in there.

While that is odd, weren't you going to wash your bowls anyway?