By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 693
You deserved it 2 165

Same thing different taste

Top comments

kings1fan 6

I think I threw up a little

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.


The cat was hungry it wanted some desert.

Yeah because we all like going to the desert, where there is nothing, when we are hungry.

I know right, 27? I love starving to death in the dunes, and at times getting stung by a scorpion whilst trying to find my way out! It's truly lovely and charming.

I think the cat didn't want desert for it didn't eat it

mrlopez 13

I just desserted this thread. It seems all so wrong...

pshhh cats man always causing trouble

kings1fan 6

I think I threw up a little

olpally 32

I think we all threw up a little after reading this... FAOL(f**k all our lives) :/ just disgusting..

How are you not sure if you threw up a little or not? Lol normally that's something I'm pretty aware of occurring or not lol

Sinamoi 18

A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

dcg1375 7

Brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, panda bears....never heard of a root bear

The comments to this FML are bigger fails than the FML itself lol people are really struggling to spell with their responses lol or I guess I should say they are struggling to find the correct words lol

MetalxSoldier 26

Roommate: Haha... Now if I can stick some clippings into the cats teeth and it'll look legit >=D

He doesnt need super powers to pick something up with his mouth.

RahmEsHestos 5

Well, it looks like I won't be eating anything today.

So that means his other toe nail clippings are laying around somewhere in his bedroom vs in the trash?

Thats pretty bad, compare it to my roommate who washes her hair in the sink with dawn. A couple times... My bowls were in there.

While that is odd, weren't you going to wash your bowls anyway?