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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Would… would it not literally take less effort to sweep them into a dustpan rather than all the way into the hall?
Get the simpleton a DustBuster.