Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
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Eheath12Jheath14 8

So...why exactly are we emptying the contents of a beer bottle into our hand again?

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Ahmed Sakr 16

Well, he put them in a container that maybe he forgot to throw away, You on the other hand decided to empty it in your hand

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Eheath12Jheath14 8

So...why exactly are we emptying the contents of a beer bottle into our hand again?

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itisme_fml 9

@Eheath12Jheath14- that, precisely, was my question too!

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Ahmed Sakr 16

Well, he put them in a container that maybe he forgot to throw away, You on the other hand decided to empty it in your hand

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RichardPencil 30

That spells keratins on that friendship! Too obscure?

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Zambady 11

So he’s a man of culture aswell.

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GMSP 18

You know most people settle with just throwing that stuff out without opening it.

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tounces7 27

What exactly were you expecting to come out of it that you would actually want dumped into your hand?

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RichardPencil 30

If you see crudely re-sealed mayonnaise packets, hire a hazmat team to remove them.

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assassinmaster 22

What do you expect? If it is beer inside, you will spill it over by emptying it on your hand; if it is nail clippings, you will probably gag; worse still if there is spiders or bugs inside...

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Davros 12

Eh, just throw them away. Otherwise I think you can get a salve for that mangina.

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Lobby_Bee 17

They are valuable, to a witch.

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