By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Gross!

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Eheath12Jheath14 | 8

#7659449 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 20:35

So...why exactly are we emptying the contents of a beer bottle into our hand again?

By Ahmed Sakr | 12

#7659456 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 21:00

Well, he put them in a container that maybe he forgot to throw away, You on the other hand decided to empty it in your hand

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By Eheath12Jheath14 | 8

#7659449 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 20:35

So...why exactly are we emptying the contents of a beer bottle into our hand again?

itisme_fml | 9

#7659509 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 23:38

@Eheath12Jheath14- that, precisely, was my question too!

By Ahmed Sakr | 12

#7659456 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 21:00

Well, he put them in a container that maybe he forgot to throw away, You on the other hand decided to empty it in your hand

By RichardPencil | 27

#7659459 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 21:15

That spells keratins on that friendship!

Too obscure?

By Zambady | 11

#7659505 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 23:20

So he’s a man of culture aswell.

By GMSP | 18

#7659508 - Tuesday 10 July 2018 23:38

You know most people settle with just throwing that stuff out without opening it.

By tounces7 | 26

#7659563 - Wednesday 11 July 2018 6:38

What exactly were you expecting to come out of it that you would actually want dumped into your hand?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7659571 - Wednesday 11 July 2018 7:12

If you see crudely re-sealed mayonnaise packets, hire a hazmat team to remove them.

By assassinmaster | 21

#7659576 - Wednesday 11 July 2018 7:38

What do you expect? If it is beer inside, you will spill it over by emptying it on your hand; if it is nail clippings, you will probably gag; worse still if there is spiders or bugs inside...

By Davros | 12

#7659600 - Wednesday 11 July 2018 9:09

Eh, just throw them away. Otherwise I think you can get a salve for that mangina.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7659741 - Wednesday 11 July 2018 14:59

They are valuable, to a witch.