Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
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Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML
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Senseless_487 29
He really should have toed you about that.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)
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Comments (116)
mata2 7
I think I just found my next hobby jk. nice if you to clean. Might be best to talk to him. good luck OP
ifunyy 8
At least he didn't save a condom
Ray_of_midnight 22
You married Howard Hughes?
worldclassrager 39
I have seen people collect weird things but that belongs is Ripley's Believe It Or Not...unless that's his intention...
Credibleskills 28
thats one insane hoarder.
Selvyys 4
I'm sorry OP. That's pretty nasty.
fuckmylife518 15
I think I speak for at least a couple people when I say...huh? If he's your husband, why have you only been living with him a week, and if you've been living with him and he's your husband, why do you have separate rooms? And on top of all of that, why in God's name would he have a jar of toenail clippings????
Merylwen 24
Some people still wait to be married to move in together. She might still be calling it "his" room if it his flat/house they moved into. I can't answer the toenail clipping question though.
epawesmic 16
That's toe-tally disgusting
Witchylady 17
Yuck. That's all I can say.
yscpunkchick 14
Swear to god, I think a friend of mine found it for sale on Craig's List while looking for jars.