By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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adamo_erebus 26

At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D

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bjhhjh 20

He wanted to be his cleanest for you

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adamo_erebus 26

At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D

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Enslaved 36

The OP's name is "blushingbride". Does that mean he did it at their wedding alter? Because that could change everything.

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iglesia 11

We should start connecting everyone's username with their fml

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rapunzel3416 28

He wanted to make sure he could breathe through his nose so he could use his mouth for a better purpose.

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naxeeb 33

Well, better out than on your face!! Or maybe he wanted to be able to breathe properly?

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rachelottavia 16

What a gentleman. Pick and flick?

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Sports_guy3 28

Disgusting... but did he stick it in his mouth?

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warsun 27

If he did then OP would of said that too :/

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chutney_02 22

He needs to learn what his priorities should be

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xerbrus 14

she needs to learn priorities and i bet more than half of you saying eww are pickers too most everyone does it its a human thing there are many many girls that pick their noses too but won't admit it

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Get a tissue and blow your nose... don't just shove your finger in your nostrils. That's gross.

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jellybeens_fml 16

Using puns are like flipping coins, sometimes people love 'em, other times people wanna murder you every hour

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MrAsquared100 14

this time I'm glad I'm not dead :') your profile pic btw is amusing.

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xximikeixx 8

Trying to get you some gold by digging for it! *badum tiss*!

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