Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Top comments
novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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Comments (172)
gumzy 6
you deserved it for going to downtown! you deserved it for being a girl! you deserved it for going with a group of friends! you deserved it for living in nova scotia! you deserved it for meeting boys! you deserved it for looking like a man!
max_wilder 9
^^^you sir are a ****^^^
myknewverr 0
agreed
123e3 0
YOU deserve it for being a wannabe troll
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
^ ^ you shouldn't be talking.
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
oh, and tell me what's wrong with living in Nova Scotia? jackass.
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
You my thing are a failtroll, I thought this was impossible to fail at trolling but w/e.
Zosiaaa 0
Fail at trolling.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, at least you don't need to worry about someone being with you for just your looks. It also might be that you're not that bad looking, but that you might be the one person in the group that doesn't make any effort for normal days, or just happen to have stunningly good looking friends... If it bothers you a lot, maybe your friends can give you a few tips?
Cinn_fml 23
Erm, is that a compliment disguised as an insult or an insult disguised as a compliment?
redbluegreen 41
Good riddance. I don't know what everyone's on about. I find you very attractive, Cinn. The fact that you're intelligent makes me like you even more. (:
artisticninja713 13
I didn't get to see the comment before it got modded, but I have to agree with ^. Not everyone is model gorgeous, if they were this world would probably suck more than it does. I think you're pretty and intelligience only makes that better!
Cinn_fml 23
Thanks guys. :) Basically, artisticninja, Jim10 called me 'ugly as hell' and that 'being smart made me less ugly', or words to that effect.
yeahreally 6
Wow and i hope your friends stuck up for you and you shut him down.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree!! I hope your friends stood up for you and told them to get lost!! if they're your real friends they would have!
fritz2 0
your not suppose to comment on your fml. BURN
demarcusT 0
LOL
saturnsonic 3
i love girls like you! Your always the best girlfriends!
Tink_of_Death 3
Wow, and you just took it? FYL
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
oh dear god. well YLS because that happens to me a lot too :'( we're buddies now(:
suppressed08 2
What's wrong with you?
moosemonkey1000 6
YLS? You Lucky ****??? well that's a bit rude don't you think?
FarrahSayzRawrrr 0
#61 it's not u lucky ****. It's ur life sucks! Lol y did u think it wuz u lucky ****
VeeVengeance 0
hahaha 62 silly ;D
AthinaMarie 0
I would have punched him dead in the dome.. Some guys are just assholes.
kiddoraelyn 0
hahahaha x)
All_For_Love 0
ouch! what a jerk :(
rachx 2
I hope your friends stuck up for u! and what a prick u should of put his teeth to bk of his mouth
omghellokitty90 0
epic fail.