Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Top comments
novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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Comments (172)
secretsmiles00 8
who's to say OP is even ugly, maybe your great looking but not his type because all your friends dress up like ***** to pick up guys just like him.
j0eStER 0
this ^
SweetDreamsx3_fml 0
he thinks out loud , what an asshole D:
juujuu00 0
Guys HAVE to say that to a group of girls, to make the girls self esteem higher, to get into their pants...but, then they get used, and dumped..... and cry on your shoulder, as you secretly laugh your ass off! don't worry about dumb guys, a gentlemen will present himself as such, and you will be better off.... no worries...
DaniielleXx 0
that doesn't mean your ugly Hun. there just being dicks don't worry bout it hopefully your friends stuck up for you!
caramel_hottie37_fml 0
Aww =
0opsie 6
Well, do they?
Ro5ieLovesConnor 0
what a dick.
proski 0
pwnd
happykilla123 0
sorry i didnt mean anything by it!
SexyRexie 0
Well don't we have a whole bunch of shallow people here :P I love how we've decided without really knowing what she looks like that she's ugly. Or even better simply because she is not society's standard of what is pretty automatically makes her ugly. Op don't worry those guys are shallow asses you don't want hitting on you in the first place.