By grenade - United States
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
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I find this fake. Let me explain why. When was the last time (guys) you walked up to a group of chicks without a game plan in someway. Not only that, but in most clubs down here, it's extremely loud, so he would have to be yelling for her to hear that. If anyone finds something that I might have overlooked, please do tell me.


well at least you can tell your friends that they shouldn't talk to these guys cause their obviously flirts since one of the guys said "I'll take the fat one THIS TIME" but yeah fyl....

  edogy  |  0

ugh! I hate with a passion when people try to act like there a part of jersey shore. I'm from new jersey and people always say online that they think I'm a fat, short, orange, un-educated girl, just like all the girls on the show. what they don't know is I'm 11 years old, and I'm an honor student. sorry people reading this I just want all of you to know that not all girls from Jersey are fat whores.

  d4_user  |  5

lol you assume she's probably not fat based on the sole known datum of her having been called fat by a stranger

op deserves it because fat is a choice. if you're born ugly, fyl; but if you're a fatty, you're just lazy and weak.


Well it's an Fml. The only reason to get offended is if she thinks there is some truth to the comment so obviously she is insecure about her body so she should change it if she isn't proud of what she looks like.

  juicedboi  |  7

Well every squad needs a trooper to jump on a live grenade, it's a war zone out there! But in all seriousness don't take it to heart. I am sure you are sane enough to look in the mirror and see that you need to either lose some weight or that you are happy with your body image. As long as you are happy with your look don't worry about what us men say. Cos let's face it, we are all pretty shallow with first impressions.

  Beebow_fml  |  5

Most of the time, it's your own fault for being fat and not being able to control a simple thing like appetite. And they stay fat when they can't admit it's their fault and they try to blame it on otger causes.