By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
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Tookie22 5

Screw it. 2 insurance claims. Fix that bad boy up. Time at the shop will suck but maybe it can be a good thing and go ahead ad upgrade.

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

More like *double b*tch slap someone*

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EvilPotato 14

Killing spree.

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thatpreppyguy 0

At least if they backed into you, they are liable by law to pay fees

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Slily1212 5

Worst. Day. Ever.

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StopDropNRoll 11

I would say double tap. Zombieland ^_^

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stro88 6

Sounds like pay day.

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PurpleButterflyy 4

same thing happened to me a month ago , grrrrr, I could'nt believe it.

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TheCylonmaster 3

Its a conspiracy!

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dre_bro11 12

OP, that's just the new way of meeting people. You back into their car, take their details, and it goes from there. ;P

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FFPulley 9

Were they in the process of making a 12 point turn in a parking garage?

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rexgar2000 10

more like "Double Points" get it?

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flamerocker 9

Time to get a new parking spot! :D

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That0therguy 4

Over kill

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zachherbert 10

83- I think you burnt your toast.

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False_Stupidity 41

69 - I saw that FML reference, looks like noone else picked up on it though... Good number BTW :)

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hapetreefriend 1

Care package acquired (if you have warlord on)

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Tookie22 5

Screw it. 2 insurance claims. Fix that bad boy up. Time at the shop will suck but maybe it can be a good thing and go ahead ad upgrade.

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thatpreppyguy 0

No offense mate, but the 350z is a poor excuse to a sports vehicle ... You should invest in an AM or R8 ...

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No_LoveMM 3

12 Are you trying to say he can't have a picture of his car on FML because you dont like the car?

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sxe_beast 11

My brother's fiance has an R8. IMO its not that great.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I have a 12 year old pontiac minivan. All of you bow to my antique glory.

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Jaxx66 21

Ha! I have a 21 year old Mazda Navajo >_> she still runs dangit! An could take the hit from those two cars backing into her. XD.

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thatpreppyguy 0

My father has a db9 ..

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xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

*insert troll face here*

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CryMoreFMLs 14

*Insert logical statement about how you suck at trolling*

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NomOnShroomz 14

*insert my penis in your mother's ******* Now that's trolling.

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saIty 17

Like a good neighbor~ State Farm is there. WITH A (insert)!

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Bbhd05 0

With a new fender!

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indielove 13

And can I get a hot tub!

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NomOnShroomz 14

With a bag of weed! And can I get some blunt wraps too?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Don't forget the mini-cooler full of body parts!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

With a new girlfriend.

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xDMACx12 7

Microwave full of kittens

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stacianichole 2

??? Kittens!!

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flockz 19

kittens.

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cicpjaky 6

Modern warfare 3!!!

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zachherbert 10

54 & 61 picture win!

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ThePokemonMaster 5

Level 100 Charizard

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koolkat27 13

nationwide just stole your ride

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Enigmax2514 7

Op, try to off that huge magnet you're carrying before leaving home? That should help

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RodStar 0

What a pain in the rear.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Surprise bumper sex.

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rexgar2000 10

it's not rape if you scream "Surprise!"

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zachherbert 10

Some call it rape, but to me it's just pear jumbled up.

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Mini_Pedobear 0

that's why you don't smoke..

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indielove 13

Smoking has nothing to do with this FML.

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swasticop 0

It has everything to do with this fml. Didn't you read the part where the second guy ran into OPs car because he dropped his cigarette?

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GabbyCharityM 0

34 - You my friend, are on the wrong fml. If this is sarcasm, I apologize. There's no sarcasm keyboard.

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muchagente 5

i guess you'll have fun trying to prove wich one caused what damage exactly... you might get a regular fml-column. that's what you get for standing in everyone's way, of course.

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oxemilyxo 5

Damn. Double hit.

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mattdm91 0

Why is this an FML? You're not at fault and their insurance will pay for the damage. Stop being a little bitch boy.

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