By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 008
You deserved it 501

Same thing different taste

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ChromoTec 24

Can you follow up and tell us what your essay was and what the three sentences were?

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ChromoTec 24

Can you follow up and tell us what your essay was and what the three sentences were?

The three sentences were: “Hello, esteemed judge. I have your family. Give me first place, or else.”

Word count is quite low. The rules state the number in A haiku contest.

Lobby_Bee 17

Short and precise is the key to winning. Saying more won't make it any better than it needs to be.

So I guess the winner would have written this FML in three words with a lot more f to the ml