Today, I've been trapped at home for almost two months because of the epidemic. Now I'm thrilled just to get to go outside to throw garbage away, as if I'm going on a trip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML
Today, I would’ve been allowed to return to work after recovering from an accident two months prior. Yesterday, I had to start self-isolating after having gotten infected with Covid at one of my mandatory store trips. FML
Today, after a year and a half of overexploitation at work without getting paid for it, I can finally have a deserved vacation. Why? I caught Covid. FML
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with COVID, and given a week off work to quarantine. When I sat down on the sofa, my girlfriend slapped the remote out of my hand and handed me a list of chores, "to do while you're lazing around on vacation." It's four pages long. Double sided. FML
Today, it’s been nearly six months since our state has been on lockdown. My boyfriend the introvert has never been happier. Meanwhile, I, the extrovert, have been bored to literal tears from the lack of human interactions and travel. There’s only so much Netflix and reading I can do. FML
Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML
Today, it's the last day of my three-week vacation, during which I couldn't go anywhere due to COVID and lockdown. I just learned that some of my colleagues are infected and I will have to fill in for two department superintendents at the same time when I go back to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML
Today, I finally felt better after having the flu for two weeks. I decided to do some much-needed cleaning that I hadn't been able to do while sick. I tripped over my rug and broke my ankle. FML
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Top comments
malicemassacre 18
He is in China... corna virus people! It’s an epidemic for sure and it’s spreading to the United States.
Mathalamus 25
The corovirus....It's been around for months and you didn't know?
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Comments (10)
distortedcognition 17
What epidemic?
Mathalamus 25
The corovirus....It's been around for months and you didn't know?
spinspinsugar 12
Coronavirus*
jbuckets_404 39
Coronavirus COVID-19.
katydid91 31
Are you being sarcastic or do you live under a rock?
PlagueofFiction 20
I know the feeling, but not because of the same reasons...
Itsheragain 9
please elaborate.
malicemassacre 18
He is in China... corna virus people! It’s an epidemic for sure and it’s spreading to the United States.
HkxAliso0302 7
Actually I am a girl....
Alan Staff 59
Hey HkxAliso0302, I changed the gender of the FML. Coming back to this FML now in 2021, it's amazing how most people were not aware of what was going to happen next (me included).
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
got your back bro, it'll be better for sure
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
it can't have been good for you to have garbage in your house, should've thrown it out or is your bin in the city centre
Christina Winden 22
.....I don’t think you understand the FML.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Can you please enlighten me then? Because a wheelie bin would be in your garden so you'll only have to go into your garden
Alai 14
God bless u. You should be thankful that you’re not in Wuhan