FML : Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all...

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Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By epicc1584 / Thursday 30 July 2009 12:32 / United States

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By simplyn2deep | 2

#443198 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

By necrobese | 0

#443179 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:19

Ouch!

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By necrobese | 0

#443179 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:19

Ouch!

lonelyinMA | 0

#443219 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:28

simply defending his territory

Trollinggx3 | 0

#443280 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:45

YDI for being ugly.

bloodthorn | 4

#443385 - Thursday 30 July 2009 21:22

agreed. YDI for being an ugly piece of shit

genius_man16 | 0

#443409 - Thursday 30 July 2009 21:35

Agree with 10. Jesus, what the hell is with all these extremely sensitive girls? It's called a joke, with him trying to shrug off his jealousy, goddamn.

Lmao_xD | 0

#443901 - Friday 31 July 2009 0:37

uhm wow

By venom117 | 0

#443182 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:20

HAH awesome

BussellRishop | 0

#443533 - Thursday 30 July 2009 22:41

To be fair, it is delicious.

By halflife3isreal | 0

#443197 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:23

So, what's bad about this?

seb12992 | 0

#443325 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:58

Are you stupid or something?

P.S.

Jackass crew should pick all the FMLs for now on. The FMLs they picked are hilarious!

yeahsurre | 0

#443698 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:37

i completely agree :)

sugar_bear | 0

#444205 - Friday 31 July 2009 6:11

I agree with 32, about the jackass crew part.

By simplyn2deep | 2

#443198 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

Edeline_fml | 0

#443465 - Thursday 30 July 2009 22:09

Niiice.

ichat21 | 9

#445214 - Friday 31 July 2009 19:18

Oooh take simplyn2deep's advice. Then dump him.
Then he'll see how funny his little joke is.

TheFection | 0

#2290213 - Monday 4 April 2011 3:09

exactly. just dump him for one of them. I would have broken up with him and exchanged numbers with the others on the spot

Hidebehindarock | 19

#6155839 - Saturday 27 December 2014 23:53

Lol..you have a lot to learn about sarcasm if you'd do that..

By Silent_Harmony | 3

#443200 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

Beat him up LOL

no1askdu | 5

#443297 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:50

Beat him off LOL

kyle4321 | 0

#465370 - Friday 7 August 2009 6:06

Win on #27's part

By KumoFF7 | 3

#443203 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:25

lol surprised they used beautiful instead of hot.
this isn't an FML

By ilikeboys | 0

#443204 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:25

your bf just has a sense of humor...lol
that's funny. i don't think he was trying to be a jerk but who knows

Hidebehindarock | 19

#6155840 - Saturday 27 December 2014 23:57

This should be featured.

By boysxrulex09 | 0

#443205 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:25

girls suck.

carlos177567 | 0

#443218 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:28

your mum sucks. she blows too.

cima3695 | 0

#443309 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:52

I'm guessing your gay.

lmmmr | 0

#443328 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:59

Aww, little boy still believes in cooties.

MissBoo101 | 0

#2907223 - Saturday 16 July 2011 18:08

yes, yes we do. you should be more appreciative of it.

By Sketch_y | 0

#443233 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:32

Err. She submitted this at 8:32 AM. They knew she was the ONLY girl they saw so far.

Hurr hurr.

tikimuppet | 11

#443408 - Thursday 30 July 2009 21:34

Different countries have different time zones. It could have been past lunch in Maryland when it was posted

diet_otaku | 0

#444057 - Friday 31 July 2009 1:31

maybe you missed the part where OP said "around noon"?

By Person1233 | 12

#443236 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:33

I've moderated MUCH better FMLs than this; this week, and they didn't make it to the front page

wbrycem | 0

#443271 - Thursday 30 July 2009 20:42

Do you want a hero cookie?

xHaniffax | 0

#443375 - Thursday 30 July 2009 21:17

are they chocolate chip? If so, yes. But I don't like oatmeal or raisin.......or even better! - Make it white chocolate mmmmmmmmmm cookieeeee.

Person1233 | 12

#443431 - Thursday 30 July 2009 21:53

WTF! FML took out half of my comment to make me look like a total douche. -_-

blackdog218 | 0

#443450 - Thursday 30 July 2009 22:04

lol FYL Person1233

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