By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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simplyn2deep 2

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

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bloodthorn 4

agreed. YDI for being an ugly piece of shit

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genius_man16 0

Agree with 10. Jesus, what the hell is with all these extremely sensitive girls? It's called a joke, with him trying to shrug off his jealousy, goddamn.

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halflife3isreal 0

So, what's bad about this?

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seb12992 0

Are you stupid or something? P.S. Jackass crew should pick all the FMLs for now on. The FMLs they picked are hilarious!

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yeahsurre 0

i completely agree :)

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sugar_bear 0

I agree with 32, about the jackass crew part.

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simplyn2deep 2

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

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ichat21 9

Oooh take simplyn2deep's advice. Then dump him. Then he'll see how funny his little joke is.

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TheFection 0

exactly. just dump him for one of them. I would have broken up with him and exchanged numbers with the others on the spot

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Hidebehindarock 19

Lol..you have a lot to learn about sarcasm if you'd do that..

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KumoFF7 3

lol surprised they used beautiful instead of hot. this isn't an FML

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ilikeboys 0

your bf just has a sense of humor...lol that's funny. i don't think he was trying to be a jerk but who knows

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cima3695 0

I'm guessing your gay.

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lmmmr 0

Aww, little boy still believes in cooties.

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MissBoo101 0

yes, yes we do. you should be more appreciative of it.

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Sketch_y 0

Err. She submitted this at 8:32 AM. They knew she was the ONLY girl they saw so far. Hurr hurr.

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tikimuppet 11

Different countries have different time zones. It could have been past lunch in Maryland when it was posted

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diet_otaku 0

maybe you missed the part where OP said "around noon"?

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Person1233 12

I've moderated MUCH better FMLs than this; this week, and they didn't make it to the front page

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xHaniffax 0

are they chocolate chip? If so, yes. But I don't like oatmeal or raisin.......or even better! - Make it white chocolate mmmmmmmmmm cookieeeee.

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Person1233 12

WTF! FML took out half of my comment to make me look like a total douche. -_-

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