Miscellaneous: Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked... - FML

By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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simplyn2deep 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

necrobese 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:19

Ouch!

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necrobese 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:19

Ouch!

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:28

simply defending his territory

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:45

YDI for being ugly.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 21:22

agreed. YDI for being an ugly piece of shit

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Thursday 30 July 2009 21:35

Agree with 10. Jesus, what the hell is with all these extremely sensitive girls? It's called a joke, with him trying to shrug off his jealousy, goddamn.

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Friday 31 July 2009 0:37

uhm wow

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:20

HAH awesome

BussellRishop 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 22:41

To be fair, it is delicious.

halflife3isreal 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:23

So, what's bad about this?

seb12992 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:58

Are you stupid or something? P.S. Jackass crew should pick all the FMLs for now on. The FMLs they picked are hilarious!

yeahsurre 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:37

i completely agree :)

sugar_bear 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:11

I agree with 32, about the jackass crew part.

simplyn2deep 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 22:09

Niiice.

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Friday 31 July 2009 19:18

Oooh take simplyn2deep's advice. Then dump him. Then he'll see how funny his little joke is.

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Monday 4 April 2011 3:09

exactly. just dump him for one of them. I would have broken up with him and exchanged numbers with the others on the spot

Hidebehindarock 19

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Saturday 27 December 2014 23:53

Lol..you have a lot to learn about sarcasm if you'd do that..

Silent_Harmony 3

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

Beat him up LOL

no1askdu 5

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:50

Beat him off LOL

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Friday 7 August 2009 6:06

Win on #27's part

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:25

lol surprised they used beautiful instead of hot. this isn't an FML

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:25

your bf just has a sense of humor...lol that's funny. i don't think he was trying to be a jerk but who knows

Hidebehindarock 19

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Saturday 27 December 2014 23:57

This should be featured.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:25

girls suck.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:28

your mum sucks. she blows too.

cima3695 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:52

I'm guessing your gay.

lmmmr 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:59

Aww, little boy still believes in cooties.

MissBoo101 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:08

yes, yes we do. you should be more appreciative of it.

Sketch_y 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:32

Err. She submitted this at 8:32 AM. They knew she was the ONLY girl they saw so far. Hurr hurr.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 21:34

Different countries have different time zones. It could have been past lunch in Maryland when it was posted

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Friday 31 July 2009 1:31

maybe you missed the part where OP said "around noon"?

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:33

I've moderated MUCH better FMLs than this; this week, and they didn't make it to the front page

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:42

Do you want a hero cookie?

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Thursday 30 July 2009 21:17

are they chocolate chip? If so, yes. But I don't like oatmeal or raisin.......or even better! - Make it white chocolate mmmmmmmmmm cookieeeee.

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Thursday 30 July 2009 21:53

WTF! FML took out half of my comment to make me look like a total douche. -_-

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Thursday 30 July 2009 22:04

lol FYL Person1233

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