Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Top comments
novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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Comments (172)
punkprincess255 0
this has happened to me b4.... it's not fun :(
punkprincess255 0
nd I kicked the guy in the nuts tht made him apologize real fast
BeRealz 0
Stop crying about it, and do something about your uglyass, and most of all. Your damn sorry ass.
Your_a_damn_liar 0
I call bullshit, liar. Your a dirty liar.
fastbunny 0
that must have suckt
fastbunny 0
ya sure
ald2008 0
I probably would've punced that guy in the face and left. lol. **** that, I wouldn't stay in a place where I'm not getting any respect. Most guys are ******* shallow losers anyway.
tatertots8 0
Aww those guys are such dicks. *do you wear makeup
hateevryone 15
dont sweat it honey. guys are so childish. when you find a nice guy all your friends are going to be jealous.
minichamp116 8
@14 **** YOU. This is why you are trolling FML instead of going out and getting a girlfriend and having a social life, which if you tried, you still can't do since you obviosly DO NOT know how to talk to/ treat women.
alanaaretusiixo 0
Asshole i would of been like **** you