FML : Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of...

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Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hateskool888581 - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 00:28 / Mexico

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By perdix | 29

#770232 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 02:39

Your dad loves you! That's why he chaperones you when you go to a nightclub! Of course, getting drunk and hitting on pretty girls is a nice bonus for putting up with the tedium of chaperoning.

By whataloadofbull | 0

#769955 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 09:07

Wow, you seriously live up to your name, #1.

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By whataloadofbull | 0

#769955 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 09:07

Wow, you seriously live up to your name, #1.

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wienerwagon | 0

#769997 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 09:37

Weird, you've done a good job of it as well.

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dudeitsdanny | 9

#771434 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 04:53

#6- Am I going to get a wiener from you, or will I be disappointed? =(

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kristen_lesli | 0

#924018 - Monday 8 March 2010 04:42

guess you'd like a weiner, since you look like the type of guy who doesn't have one. xD sorry, that was uncalled for xD you look nice, really. just try not to ask guys for weiners unless you really are gay haha xD

By nessalujin | 0

#769959 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 09:09

third!!

By JoshTheMaggot | 8

#769968 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 09:15

that's hilarious and I agree with #1 just be safe lol. I say next time you go out don't bring the old man.

By 24788 | 5

#769970 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 09:17

Never bring your girlfriend to your house.

By DanielleTheOne | 3

#770077 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:59

i feel sorry for the girl because imagin having a group of old drunks hitting/perving on you when ur at a club. I'd freak out.

By shockcrow | 0

#770080 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:06

creepy

By Craig92EIRE | 0

#770124 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:38

maybe thats his way of sayin he approves:)

By neonokku | 0

#770133 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:42

So the FML is that your dad is hanging out with your friends while the girl is complaining? Sounds like your jealous.

By MissyWissyKach | 0

#770211 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 02:24

omg i approved this one!!! u kno like when u moderate them oooh i approved this one!!

By riku3220 | 2

#770215 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 02:28

No, the FML is the girl the OP likes now thinks his dad is a pervert.

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