By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States
BeginnerYou have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It's in the can!Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I'm a rock starYou have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.1%
Tommy WiseauYou have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.2%
One more and it's business timeYou've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.4%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninjaYou have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninjaYou have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninjaYou have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.1%
The return of the thumbYou have thumbed 5000 comments.0%
The thumb strikes backYou have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.0%
GandhiYou have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.1%
By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States
By shelbs61 - 30/08/2010 19:55 - United States
shelbs61 tells us more.
K, so this is Shelby, the person who wrote the FML. To whoever it may concern: When this guy asked me whether the rock was alive, I thought he was being sarcastic so I replied, "YES!! Haha." Then he wrote something down in his notebook and I asked if he was kidding. He looked up and said, "Just tell me the answer, I wanna finish my homework." Then he asked me if pasta was alive.
By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 19:32 - United States