Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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Comments (172)
W4X 0
"I then sniffled and walked away... Looking back on my so called friends with the cool guys..." Go write a romance novel. So what they were trying to impress your skanky ass friends who had low skirts and shirts that make there **** look bigger.
WeAllDie 0
Dude dont let that bother you, Ass holes will be ass holes. Theres plenty out there. Whenever someone does that make a laugh out of it, turn it arround so your putting them down instead of letting yourself get beaten like that. Just some friendly advice:)
Undecided1 0
Freaking douchebags
DNMendez95 3
grenade
lindsey37 0
^ woowww... BURN!
Oksam3 0
Screw what he said
KillTheDance 4
wow douchebags....
RedneckRider 4
Chances are one of them got an STD so guess who doesnt have to play love disease roulette tonight? :D
summer99 0
wow that's actually really mean :( fyl.
MuchDance90s 0
I keep trying to think of a snappy insult but ........ such pretty abssss