Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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Comments (172)
brrcndygrl 0
that's ****** up and mean
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
time to get some plastic surgery
T552 12
Ignore shallow assholes like that. They most probably are just looking for girls to get into their pants. If anything take it as a good thing that shallow pricks aren't interested in you.
Judus_beej 0
there is always the grenade. the boys gotta pull straws to see which one has to jump on it.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YLS. Well, at least it happens to me too! You're not alone O___O
ains 0
What a jerk- I dont understand why some people purposely hurt others- that was really a thought that should never have been verbalized. I hope your friends stuck up for you and told the guy to f off. I wonder if he really thought bashing their friend would impress the other girls.
FarrahSayzRawrrr 0
that reallly suks!!!!! i would of been like why do you hang around with all of them,so they can watch u when yo moms not here!!!!!!!!
Iluv2D_fml 0
Ooohhh you shoulda slapped that nigga till he dropped! **** him, you need to stand up 4 urself girl!
nakidna 0
i agree wholeheartedly. can i get yo numba!? ;)
nakidna 0
wow. the guy is a complete dousche. even if i thought that about a certain girl in a group i'd never ever say that.