Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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KaiteeDid 0
Maybe they were trying the insult approach where they insult one girl to bring her down enough so she is easy. Unfortunately I've seen it work on girls, that after they are insulted they feel the need to win the guys approval. So maybe you were out of their league and they knew it so they insulted you.
TheDrifter 24
That technique doesn't work on girls that are out of your league. It's for girls with thirty extra pounds on them that you're trying to get away from a bunch of stuck up friends.
hcovballer247 0
Well, you're obviously unattractive. Grenade.
pasiphae9 5
I wouldn't worry, the fact he said that proves he's a prick who you don't want flirting with you anyway. Myself and my friends had a similar situation once actually. We were chatting to a group of guys, then one of them turns to my friend(who happens to be overweight) and delivers the "ugly one of the group" bombshell. Needless to say, all of our legs were firmly closed to him after that! :P No self-respecting woman would date that kind of a jackass. It's one thing for a guy to think it, but it turns into a completely different situation if he doesn't have enough respect for your friends feelings to keep it to himself. Frankly OP, I'd say you definately dodged a bullet there!
monomiscuous 8
Sorry babe...
eatlesschipmunks 0
YLS but you must be ugly
Cressalys 0
Why would you befriend an ugly person in the first place?
FYLminerocks 7
I think you're life isn't effed unless you're friends agreed.
eatlesschipmunks 0
YLS but your probably ugly
fastbunny 0
how many people have ta be hatting
ohyouknoww 0
agreed
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
So it seems they thought you were duff, OP. That sucks. You should have told them to **** off, and if your friends were really your friends they would have done the same.