By suhleedah18 - 19/12/2011 05:03 - United States 5 2 16 31 Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 812 You deserved it 2 645 Tweet Share
By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States 11 4 22 474 Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 267 270 You deserved it 90 774 Tweet Share