SamSayzRAWRZ

About Samsayzrawrz

First thing's first... Don't get pissy if you think I'm unfair with my comments. I tend to say YDI way more than YLS, so get over it. But I will try and think about what to say first. Okay, please don't pay attention to the number of FMLs I've submitted... and yes, I know you just looked XD Anyway, I'm 110 pounds of randomness, smiles, laughs, tears, love, sadness, and fun(: I'm pretty sweet if you get to know me, although if you get on my bad side... Well, you don't wanna get on my bad side :P I have the most amazing boyfriend EVERRRRRR, so don't try anything!!!![: Anyway, get to know me...you won't regret it[:

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Samsayzrawrz's favorite FMLs

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ooblie - / Wednesday 8 December 2010 08:22 / United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Samantha / Saturday 30 October 2010 05:41 / United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 May 2009 17:46 / United States

SamSayzRAWRZ

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

Consolation prize

One ring to rule them all

One more and it's business time