Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Top comments
novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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Comments (172)
RKD 23
Yeah, the guy must've been a total jerk-I am sure you are attractive, check out #15 and I think it was #39 had good comments, you don't want to mess with a bunch of jerks like that anyway! Hang in there, op!!!
iheartglasses 0
Ouch.. I hope your friends blew them off. I know its hard to realize some things right away, but even if they are prettier than you, no one needs to be with someone that disses their friends...
shutyerpiehole 0
And you are the official definition of a ********.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't dwell too much on it, OP. Some people are just assholes.
Judus_beej 0
your back :)
skyeyez9 25
I'm pretty average looking and one of my friends is very attractive. I had this happen to me even though we were just out for "ladies night" and not even trying to pick up men. The guy who called me ugly had too much hair gel, fake tan, and a silk shirt. LoL he looked like a fag.
pattipan 7
Why do some guys say things like that and wonder why they don't get laid? I mean, what is going on in their heads? Are they thinking, "Hmmm, I want to get into this girl's pants. How can I do it? I know! I'll call her friend ugly! That'll work!" Maybe I'm just a dope but I cannot fathom the inner logic that tells a guy to say something hurtful about the friend of a woman he is flirting with. Didn't they learn in kindergarten not to say mean things?
Iheartmydog 0
Wow, I really hope your friends pushed those guys to the curb after one of them said that!
cupcakeyumzz 0
that was freaking mean >:O
malisa916 7
I know how you feel OP. FyL.
ImFreeFalling 0
OP is probably average looking (not ugly/not hot) and probably has really beautiful friends, just like me. Although no one's said anything like that to me but yeah. FYL OP. Don't worry about those assholes. :)