FML : Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML

Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mito - / Sunday 10 September 2017 23:15 /

Work

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By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7539764 - Monday 11 September 2017 0:52

Did it occur to you that perhaps they wanted to have the current employees introduce themselves to the new employees?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7539758 - Monday 11 September 2017 0:18

It's not a bad thing. If they don't know you exist, they won't put your name on a lay-off list or assign you to bullshit committees that suck up your time for no benefit.

Anonymity is actually a good thing!

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7539758 - Monday 11 September 2017 0:18

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7539764 - Monday 11 September 2017 0:52

Did it occur to you that perhaps they wanted to have the current employees introduce themselves to the new employees?

By azouwa | 26

#7539783 - Monday 11 September 2017 3:03

At least when you fuck up you can yell sorry, first day!

By skippydoda | 30

#7539795 - Monday 11 September 2017 4:28

"Hi! I'm Mito! I've been here for a year now. I look forward to working with all of you!"
It's nice, polite and make your point without being an ass.

By SaltyLurker | 10

#7681939 - Friday 24 August 2018 13:51

Maybe if you just learn some regular social behaviour for the workplace, people will get to know you?

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