Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Beccabee 0
lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha
Phillay632 0
Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"
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Comments (148)
JackTheRipper_fml 0
somagirl you give every girl a bad name.
BlackxSwan 0
Why were you yelling at him at the top of your lungs in a public place? He might have insulted you but there's no need to act like that and make a scene. But really, I hope you didn't get too badly hurt.
locoamor 0
at least you didn't end up like this girl.. http://ihatesue.com/?id=paxrs3jigco51f9c7hbv30vgqn1etb
shani__ 0
ouchies. my best friend is blonde and she always says she isnt a dumb blonde.. once she 'cooked' a frozen apple pie in the oven .. 40 minutes later she realised the oven wasn't turned on haha!
Cloudy_fml 0
Screaming at the top of your lungs rarely makes you appear more intelligent... Just infantile.
JackTheRipper_fml 0
cloudy, in what rare situation does it make you appear more intelligent? please elaborate
fmlsarah 0
the fact that you were "screaming at the top of your lungs" about it proves the point itself.
braFTW 0
Seems like the boyfriend proved his point without saying a word.. what a wise man he is. =D
Kellayy 0
that'll teach him :P
Zuriel45 0
its okay, your in the same bin as 99% of humanity, even if they don't have blond hair.