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At least you have your computer... And maybe her virginity as well?
sounds like a reason to get a new bumpersticker: "I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better" have fun ^_^
QUICK! Call Elle Woods!
14 you're as creepy as **** but that was hilarious. LOL
14 Trolololol that's funny
Err...unless the two of you bought the dog and tv together, that's probably theft.
******' A! Call the cops and bitch arrested. Your dog too? Man, that's cold.
agree with 2 and 3, call the cops and it'll be f her life
its called a strap on #87
I second the strap-on.
You can still be raped by girls even people who work at the prison
Agreed! Report the robbery.
Don't report the robbery, abort the babby!
Win
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Show it anywayWhy did you waste time telling us your story when you could be on the phone with the cops? pffft, dumbass.
i agree. call the cops on her ass. she can't take stuff that's yours.
what do you think this site is for -.- yeah, that's right! telling shit-stories about each others lives.. pff... dumbass
I always wonder when i see fmls like this what the OP did. Because assuming his ex isn't just a crazy bitch (which is possible) he must have done something to warrant a such terrible break up. You don't go from "i love you" to stealing someone's stuff and breaking their heart for no reason. right??
Even if she bought if, if she bought it FOR HIM, then that counts as a gift and is legally his
That BITCH!!!
Which one?
I can't tell you how many of us married guys look at that as a dream scenario. Except for the dog part, that would stink. TV I can pretty much do without, except for The Daily Show and I'm a starting to really like the Big Bang Theory.
Seeing that half of marriages end in divorce, guys that care about their wives/girlfriends (and I assume you don't mean simultaneously ;) ) are not the majority either. Why are all failed relationships the fault of the men ("dicks")? And if you knew anything about the game of divorce, having her walk out and stealing your property is going to work a lot better for you than initiating the action with lame grounds like "irreconcilable differences" or "insupportability." Jeeesh!
Considering that divorces can't possibly be the fault of only guys, I'd say the divorced non-assholes + married non-assholes > divorced assholes.
Nice job of blaming the victim. I'll bet you think that most rapes happen because of the way the woman dressed too. Dumbass.
How the hell does the topic of women dressing/not dressing slutty pertain to the FML in any way? Hold back the troll food, everybody.
Also, #30, you're retarded. Have a super day.
I know this whole thread has gone completely off-topic, but doesn't the way someone dresses or decorates his/her body reflect his/her personality in some way?
61: At times it can be a complete predictor, others it's a clue, and others still it's a complete throw off. People can dress how they want to, or how they wished to be percieved. Those two don't always relate. I dress very plainly, to be honest. Baggy t-shirts and jeans, no make up, no hair styling, hell I even have braces. People are always surprised when something completely screwed up or ungodly inappropriately raunchy comes out of my mouth, or when I say I love metal. Not so surprised when I say I like to read, though. So, it's a small window, but not the whole view. Anyway about the girls dressing slutty shit. You know, I really don't approve of that stuff, but I'm not gonna spit on a girl for an unwarranted assumption. Dressing scantily can be a trigger, though.... Those same sexy, small, tight, revealing clothes not only show off your great body, but also how you're highly unlikely to be carrying a weapon or to be able to fight off a reasonably strong person. But that doesn't ever mean she deserves to be raped. Nobody deserves to be raped. You never ASK to be taken advantage of. There are preventative measures you can take, yes, but how many of you have ever been taken advantage of in some way? How would you like it if someone said to you "Well, you deserve it for not being smart enough to [whatever]"? Depending on whatever happened, there was no way you could have known, and certainly nobody knows they're going to be raped.
You, my dear, are a moron. Ever heard of the golden rule?
..."I will rape someone because I want to be raped"? [gigglesnort]
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Err...unless the two of you bought the dog and tv together, that's probably theft.
At least you have your computer... And maybe her virginity as well?