FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head...

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 18 December 2010 09:11 / United States

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By wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1861674 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:51

that must hurt

By CoonAndFriends | 0

#1861736 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:01

He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

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By wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1861674 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:51

that must hurt

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1862133 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:39

Nah, pretty sure she enjoyed it so much that she accidentally put it on FML.

ProfessorOakkk | 0

#1862512 - Saturday 18 December 2010 21:16

I lol'd.. :$

FrenchToast94 | 0

#1864085 - Sunday 19 December 2010 4:52

#49 I did to! :) lol I feel a little bit fucked up after laughing tho.

riseagainst8767x | 0

#1864661 - Sunday 19 December 2010 8:23

49-Toronto represent!

By toyotasmash | 0

#1861676 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:52

that takes practice

By TerrorDollie | 0

#1861678 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:52

WTF,, that's like abuse.

nathan5 | 0

#1861834 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:24

I agree. That is LIKE, TOTALLY LIKE abuse!

Judus_beej | 0

#1862045 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:19

like totally and some junk!

mountneer | 0

#1862311 - Saturday 18 December 2010 18:42

fer shure or something.

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1862436 - Saturday 18 December 2010 20:19

that's not abuse! that's foreplay!

frear | 0

#1862965 - Saturday 18 December 2010 23:53

you look amazing lol

By Rawaha | 0

#1861684 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:53

wtf i would have slapped him!!!!

FML858 | 0

#1861984 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:05

she was too fucked up to slap him

By marditaloka | 0

#1861703 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:56

LMFAO! that's too funny (:

iliketurdles | 7

#1862351 - Saturday 18 December 2010 19:28

so Domestic Violence is your thing?

roeallen | 11

#1862359 - Saturday 18 December 2010 19:36

He should dump the OP and go out with her. them he would be able to smack her against all sorts of things.

mikepzz | 27

#6202716 - Saturday 14 February 2015 22:53

This is actually the first fml I've read that made me laugh out loud.

By Bklyntea | 3

#1861709 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

thought that shit only happened in tv ...rotflmao classic!

By macskapingvin | 0

#1861717 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

Is your boyfriend Buster Keaton? :D

perdix | 29

#1861807 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:19

No, Buster Hymen.

djmigues | 7

#1861844 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:25

perdix, lmfao.

meganasoarus | 0

#1862034 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:14

hahahahaha you've outdone yourself with this one, per

By TheLetterZero | 7

#1861731 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:01

Ah, if only he did it again to see what that second noise was.

Ninjafriends | 1

#1862273 - Saturday 18 December 2010 18:22

Or if he did it nonstop in an endless cycle... bang, swivel, bang, swivel, bang, swivel, bang... until OP was a goner.

riseagainst8767x | 0

#1864677 - Sunday 19 December 2010 8:25

lol @ ninjafriends

By CoonAndFriends | 0

#1861736 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:01

He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

By Doortje | 28

#1861746 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:04

He sounds like a real Einstein.

ChibiGirl5 | 0

#1862373 - Saturday 18 December 2010 19:46

Lmfao that's epic!!!

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1863753 - Sunday 19 December 2010 3:26

20, nice

TheNinjaBuffalo | 0

#1864177 - Sunday 19 December 2010 5:27

20, I just died laughing lmao xD

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