FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head...

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 18 December 2010 09:11 / United States

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By wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1861674 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:51

that must hurt

By CoonAndFriends | 0

#1861736 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:01

He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

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By wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1861674 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:51

that must hurt

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1862133 - Saturday 18 December 2010 05:39

Nah, pretty sure she enjoyed it so much that she accidentally put it on FML.

ProfessorOakkk | 0

#1862512 - Saturday 18 December 2010 09:16

I lol'd.. :$

FrenchToast94 | 0

#1864085 - Sunday 19 December 2010 04:52

#49 I did to! :) lol I feel a little bit fucked up after laughing tho.

riseagainst8767x | 0

#1864661 - Sunday 19 December 2010 08:23

49-Toronto represent!

By toyotasmash | 0

#1861676 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:52

that takes practice

By TerrorDollie | 0

#1861678 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:52

WTF,, that's like abuse.

nathan5 | 0

#1861834 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:24

I agree. That is LIKE, TOTALLY LIKE abuse!

Judus_beej | 0

#1862045 - Saturday 18 December 2010 05:19

like totally and some junk!

mountneer | 0

#1862311 - Saturday 18 December 2010 06:42

fer shure or something.

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1862436 - Saturday 18 December 2010 08:19

that's not abuse! that's foreplay!

frear | 0

#1862965 - Saturday 18 December 2010 11:53

you look amazing lol

By Rawaha | 0

#1861684 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:53

wtf i would have slapped him!!!!

FML858 | 0

#1861984 - Saturday 18 December 2010 05:05

she was too fucked up to slap him

By marditaloka | 0

#1861703 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:56

LMFAO! that's too funny (:

iliketurdles | 7

#1862351 - Saturday 18 December 2010 07:28

so Domestic Violence is your thing?

roeallen | 11

#1862359 - Saturday 18 December 2010 07:36

He should dump the OP and go out with her. them he would be able to smack her against all sorts of things.

mikepzz | 27

#6202716 - Saturday 14 February 2015 10:53

This is actually the first fml I've read that made me laugh out loud.

By Bklyntea | 3

#1861709 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:58

thought that shit only happened in tv ...rotflmao classic!

By macskapingvin | 0

#1861717 - Saturday 18 December 2010 03:58

Is your boyfriend Buster Keaton? :D

perdix | 29

#1861807 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:19

No, Buster Hymen.

djmigues | 7

#1861844 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:25

perdix, lmfao.

meganasoarus | 0

#1862034 - Saturday 18 December 2010 05:14

hahahahaha you've outdone yourself with this one, per

By TheLetterZero | 7

#1861731 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:01

Ah, if only he did it again to see what that second noise was.

Ninjafriends | 1

#1862273 - Saturday 18 December 2010 06:22

Or if he did it nonstop in an endless cycle... bang, swivel, bang, swivel, bang, swivel, bang... until OP was a goner.

riseagainst8767x | 0

#1864677 - Sunday 19 December 2010 08:25

lol @ ninjafriends

By CoonAndFriends | 0

#1861736 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:01

He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

By Doortje | 26

#1861746 - Saturday 18 December 2010 04:04

He sounds like a real Einstein.

ChibiGirl5 | 0

#1862373 - Saturday 18 December 2010 07:46

Lmfao that's epic!!!

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1863753 - Sunday 19 December 2010 03:26

20, nice

TheNinjaBuffalo | 0

#1864177 - Sunday 19 December 2010 05:27

20, I just died laughing lmao xD

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