By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

that must hurt

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CoonAndFriends 0
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He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

that must hurt

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Nah, pretty sure she enjoyed it so much that she accidentally put it on FML.

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ProfessorOakkk 0

I lol'd.. :$

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FrenchToast94 0
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#49 I did to! :) lol I feel a little bit fucked up after laughing tho.

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riseagainst8767x 0
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49-Toronto represent!

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toyotasmash 0

that takes practice

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TerrorDollie 0

WTF,, that's like abuse.

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nathan5 0
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I agree. That is LIKE, TOTALLY LIKE abuse!

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Judus_beej 0
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like totally and some junk!

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mountneer 0
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fer shure or something.

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

that's not abuse! that's foreplay!

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frear 0
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you look amazing lol

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Rawaha 0
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wtf i would have slapped him!!!!

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FML858 0

she was too fucked up to slap him

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marditaloka 0

LMFAO! that's too funny (:

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iliketurdles 7
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so Domestic Violence is your thing?

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roeallen 11
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He should dump the OP and go out with her. them he would be able to smack her against all sorts of things.

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mikepzz 27
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This is actually the first fml I've read that made me laugh out loud.

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Bklyntea 3
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thought that shit only happened in tv ...rotflmao classic!

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macskapingvin 0
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Is your boyfriend Buster Keaton? :D

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perdix 29

No, Buster Hymen.

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djmigues 7

perdix, lmfao.

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meganasoarus 0

hahahahaha you've outdone yourself with this one, per

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TheLetterZero 7
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Ah, if only he did it again to see what that second noise was.

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Ninjafriends 1

Or if he did it nonstop in an endless cycle... bang, swivel, bang, swivel, bang, swivel, bang... until OP was a goner.

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riseagainst8767x 0
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lol @ ninjafriends

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CoonAndFriends 0
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He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

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Doortje 29
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He sounds like a real Einstein.

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ChibiGirl5 0
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Lmfao that's epic!!!

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ShadyFTW1 0

20, nice

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TheNinjaBuffalo 0

20, I just died laughing lmao xD

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