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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

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pippysthename00 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:40

NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! NOT TRUE!!!! THIS HAPPENED IN MEAN GIRLS! THEY TOTALLY STOLE THIS FROM THE SCRIPT! YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN A BLONDE!!!

fallchild007 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:05

Wow, don't take that so seriously. I highly doubt your boyfriend actually thinks you're dumb - or he probably wouldn't be dating you.

fmlsarah 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:09

#97, you really need to get a life.

margiemarg24 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:59

bahahhahhahha thats life

booklovr15 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:02

lol you're never gonna win the dumb blonde argument. ive tried many, many times

Vehicle 1

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:25

LOL. My boyfriend always calls me blonde, too. He says that I have the looks and the personality. :D But I always prove, rather than disprove, his theory. Thank goodness he loves me blonde.

thekreeperkeeper 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:05

bwaaaahahhahahahahaaaaaa my girlfriend did something just like this the other day! she was yelling, to boot: "I am not a dumb blonde!!! Just because you're so smart, and I'm just normal, it doesn't make me any less intelligent than you are..." "really babe?" who knows, maybe she was right... LMAO. sorry sweetheart, thats kind of Murphy's Law though, never ever claim to not be a dumb blonde because you'll do something stupider than hell shortly afterward. kind of like the people on this site that call other people stupid but spell all kinds of shit wrong and have several grammar mistakes themselves... in other words, you'll always make a fool of yourself while trying to make one of someone else.