FML : Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole...

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Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By casey - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 00:11 / United States

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By horyo | 0

#57414 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

I keep my license in my wallet as a default ID, and if you go by the same logic, you drove without a license :/

Still sorry to hear, though.

By JeffroGymnast | 0

#57416 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

ouchhhh. im curious what you did from there. definitely FYL

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By horyo | 0

#57414 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

I keep my license in my wallet as a default ID, and if you go by the same logic, you drove without a license :/

Still sorry to hear, though.

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ShadowLord | 3

#2122733 - Friday 25 February 2011 13:36

prostitute yourself.

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Dmars444 | 4

#3330995 - Friday 23 September 2011 2:22

see in Australia it's good, idk about elsewhere but you give them your rego and they give you 24hrs to come back and pay for it, I'd you don't they phone the cops...

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_Adog2645 | 24

#6717741 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 0:46

You don't need to have your license with you to drive...

By skatingweasel | 0

#57415 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

Hopefully it wasn't to far out of your way. Although it must have been quite embarrassing.

By JeffroGymnast | 0

#57416 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

ouchhhh. im curious what you did from there. definitely FYL

By mf_fml | 0

#57421 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:15

awww, defeated as fuck at that point.

By nodbor | 5

#57422 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:16

always keep a little bit of cash in the car

By McLaughlane | 0

#57425 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:18

oouuch, that really blows.

By Inspired22 | 11

#57433 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:29

Haha, I have totally done this before. I called a friend to help me out. What did you do?

By citylights | 0

#57434 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:32

hahah wow that sucks.

By myfourletterlie | 0

#57457 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:23

What did you do?

By put_it_out_there | 0

#57470 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:47

At least God got you to the pump.. curious as to what you did from there.. :D

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