By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 461
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*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"

since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!

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*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"

Kevin Harts voice* "SHE WASN'T READYYYYYYYY"

*Jack Nicholson voice* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

*Timmy's voice* TIMMMEEEEEEEH

Hodor's voice "HOOODOOOOORRR!!"

Guess you got yourself worked up about it a lot, and it got too much for you. I'm sorry OP.

since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!

You really knocked it out of the park.

You rolled a 1 on the break up dice. *Critical Fail* You dumped yourself instead.

love this!

Well atleast u got half of the speech done, just continue later

Sounds like emotional stress got the best of you, OP. Assuming another breakup attempt is underway; may I suggest having someone with you next time? To hold your hand maybe or just hold onto you, period.

That's ridiculous. If you need someone to hold your hand while you end a relationship that you chose to end then your probably shouldn't be dating.

I don't understand this reasoning? It can be a really stressful situation, especially if the relationship was unhealthy or abusive. Some people don't deal with conflict well. At least she's trying.

Well you gotta break on your cranium... *BA DUM TSS*

I broke up with my boyfriend two weeks ago and I was sweating to death, I was so scared of what he would say but in the end he didn't even care and now I'm more happy then ever.

I hope you didn't break up your skull.