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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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You deserved it 88 061

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

Comments

pinkfrenchrose 5

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:04

I'm a blond, but I'm not dumb. And I'm DEFINITELY not as dumb as you. SMOOTH MOVE. But I won't say you deserve it. We all have are inner-dumbass. ;)

ohmylanta22 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:57

Everyone has some stupidity in them. Blondes are just insulted because people are jealous and immature. If a brunette calls you a dumb blonde just reply "At least I don't have a mustache."

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:06

did you yell at the bin too, since it tripped you?

turbogirl 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 13:50

That's a ******* win right there!!

lexi_lu 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:08

I hate the sound of girls screaming..especially for attention-it reminds me of those ANNOYING girls in High School who had to scream and yell really loud and jump up and down when they saw each other on friday night like they haven't seen each other in years,like didn't you just see them in school like,what? 4 hours ago??

kinnelonfire75 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:09

if hes telling you your a dumb blonde then the only reason you are dumb is cuase your still dating him...

OperationNicole_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:10

You should not have to prove to your boyfriend that you are not a dumb blonde. He should think highly of you to begin with, and doing something stupid should also not shatter the good image that he has of you. Maybe you need more convincing than he does if you think this warrants an FML, or maybe you just need a new boyfriend.

ShatteredEmpathy 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:12

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

orangetree 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:18

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome well done!!!! But really if you bf thinks your dumb why are you with him????

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:23

Your screaming convinced me you're a dumb blonde.

acc093 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:23

dumb blonde.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:25

why are you with someone who puts you down? yeah thats dumb. and being clumsy isn't stupid... but what is stupid is yelling at him telling him that you are not dumb. that doesn't work. just rationally explain to him why you think you aren't stupid.