Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Top comments
codisimus 2
you should get head before you dump her
ILoveMyXbox 0
drinking certainly brings out the truth!
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Comments (80)
ILoveMyXbox 0
drinking certainly brings out the truth!
Nick_1993 2
yeah it does. its how i found out my gf was cheating. she was texting the guy with me in the same room
smiles4life 1
^^sorry man. I've been told that same thing. lol it's amazing how un-shy i become after a few drinks.
sheribb 5
congrats your girlfriend is a ****.
KingDingALing 9
#9, you should write an fml about that... :p I hope that you went off on her because that's really ****** up.
IphonFML 6
how come the truth only comes out when ur drunk/high???:P
Phustercluck 11
Or it's just the effects of the chemicals on the brain affecting your judgement...
PanteraRules 0
May I be your bestfriend since your bestfriends get that good of treatment?
royalleaf 4
how come it's always the bestfriends?
Giggles212 0
lmao
srunano 4
At least now you know...but really fyl
codisimus 2
you should get head before you dump her
xBIG_Dx 0
lol damn straight
El_Mero_Mero 0
straight to her mouth!!
FMyLifeCereal 0
POW!!! Right in the kisser!!
sugarbaby79 0
lmfao. family guy<3
valtraxman69 0
Guess you could say there's a good chance you're next. OH YEAH!
marcusphulme 0
did he make the O face?
lickmyjock 0
yeah I did
OwNowBrownCow 0
Haha Office Space.
Asstazztic 8
**** then dump ;)
cbr600_fml 0
at least u know she is a hoe now dump her ass
stunner_steph 0
nice tattoo
cbr600_fml 0
y thank ya it's one of me favorites
joshsgirlfriendd 0
******* sIut. don't even touch her, she is probably a walking STD. dump the ho.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
The woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis.
smiles4life 1
that was the most interesting fact I've heard all day. if you'll excuse me I'm going to brush my teeth now. lmao xD
MetalHead93GB 0
south park! :D
fmlsoobad 0
lol 29
EODgf 7
you should at least get a bj and then right when your done, break up with her.