TMI

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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You deserved it 3 024
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codisimus 0

you should get head before you dump her

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ILoveMyXbox 0

drinking certainly brings out the truth!

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ILoveMyXbox 0

drinking certainly brings out the truth!

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Nick_1993 2

yeah it does. its how i found out my gf was cheating. she was texting the guy with me in the same room

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smiles4life 1

^^sorry man. I've been told that same thing. lol it's amazing how un-shy i become after a few drinks.

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sheribb 5

congrats your girlfriend is a ****.

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KingDingALing 9

#9, you should write an fml about that... :p I hope that you went off on her because that's really ****** up.

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IphonFML 6

how come the truth only comes out when ur drunk/high???:P

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Phustercluck 11

Or it's just the effects of the chemicals on the brain affecting your judgement...

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PanteraRules 0

May I be your bestfriend since your bestfriends get that good of treatment?

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royalleaf 4

how come it's always the bestfriends?

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Giggles212 0

lmao

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srunano 4

At least now you know...but really fyl

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codisimus 0

you should get head before you dump her

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xBIG_Dx 0

lol damn straight

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El_Mero_Mero 0

straight to her mouth!!

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FMyLifeCereal 0

POW!!! Right in the kisser!!

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sugarbaby79 0

lmfao. family guy<3

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valtraxman69 0

Guess you could say there's a good chance you're next. OH YEAH!

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marcusphulme 0

did he make the O face?

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lickmyjock 0

yeah I did

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Haha Office Space.

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Asstazztic 8

Fuck then dump ;)

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cbr600_fml 0

at least u know she is a hoe now dump her ass

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cbr600_fml 0

y thank ya it's one of me favorites

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joshsgirlfriendd 0

******* sIut. don't even touch her, she is probably a walking STD. dump the ho.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

The woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis.

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smiles4life 1

that was the most interesting fact I've heard all day. if you'll excuse me I'm going to brush my teeth now. lmao xD

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MetalHead93GB 0

south park! :D

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EODgf 7

you should at least get a bj and then right when your done, break up with her.

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