By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States
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She could have made up for the embarrassing scene by declaring it was blowjob night.
That's just nasty!
Your a pig.
^^cleveland voice! Well, picking out wedgies are revolting. You try wearing knickers all day, those things can be the most uncomfortable god-forsaken things on the planet. But I agree, the tampon was an extra special surprise.
You really should have excused yourself in the first place if you were going to pick a wedgie!
32- and your an ugly dog
you have a pull string instead of a push to start. interesting.
Did anybody else get turned on by reading this?
65 - No. It was definitely just you.
32, 42- Your=/=You're
41 my bad
First vote was by me!
I would...
Some people are so jealous they thump you down.
You shouldn't have been picking out a wedgie during dinner, then.
Classy
What the hell?? That's weird. You must have been digging and pulling super tough to rip out your tampon. OP... That's gross and classless.. At the dinner table though.
She most likely didn't write this FML while still having dinner
94- Sometimes the string makes its way into your butt cheeks. Another plausible instance could have been that while she pinched the material together the string got caught amongst the fabric and continued on with the pulling motion. Sorry, if this have you a mental imagine- I had to picture it myself in order to write about it :(
Sounds bloody awful!
Ba dum tss....
Indeed. Not the greatest period in OP's life, I'm sure.
I se what you did there! Haha. Haha. That's punny!
52- your comment is bad, and you should feel bad!
This comment is great ^ ur just jealous
^*you're
How the hell did you manage that?!?
Ya how loose are you!
thongs can get caught with the string
You couldn't excuse yourself to the bathroom? I know some people are comfortable with each other, but honestly. I would be on my best behavior on a date with my girlfriend-no ball scratching or anything.
Or smelling it
Sucks for you mate, sorry.
If it didn't suck, would it be on FML? Thank you for stating the obvious.
Ouch. Sorry OP, bad luck there. Damn tampon strings.
Bloody hell...
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That's very attractive.
Sounds bloody awful!