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  cookeemonster  |  7

^^cleveland voice!

Well, picking out wedgies are revolting. You try wearing knickers all day, those things can be the most uncomfortable god-forsaken things on the planet.

But I agree, the tampon was an extra special surprise.

  pcentral  |  17

So I'm getting thumbed down for saying this is revolting... I'm confused... Do people actually think this is a totally acceptable thing to do at dinner?

  FirebirdF350  |  7

65, I just, retched a bit, I'm not sure if the more disturbing portion of what must be going on in your mind is the fact it excites you, or that you felt the need to ask people if it excited them....

  tidbits5197  |  28

Well, congratulations. You wanna cookie or somethin'?

  NuTrees  |  9

What the hell?? That's weird. You must have been digging and pulling super tough to rip out your tampon. OP... That's gross and classless.. At the dinner table though.

  rahrah765765  |  11

94- Sometimes the string makes its way into your butt cheeks. Another plausible instance could have been that while she pinched the material together the string got caught amongst the fabric and continued on with the pulling motion.

Sorry, if this have you a mental imagine- I had to picture it myself in order to write about it :(

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

94 — tampon string is in back, op grabs a section of underwear (with the string unintentionally in her grasp), op yanks on the underwear (and the string) while simultaneously pulling her body away, the tampon is pulled out, op screams, her bf is confused [...] op writes the FML

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

You couldn't excuse yourself to the bathroom? I know some people are comfortable with each other, but honestly. I would be on my best behavior on a date with my girlfriend-no ball scratching or anything.